Because old people with metal replacements always complain about arthritis when the weather is bad or it's cold. Don't blame me, it's just the legends of being old.
[ god, everytime. everytime i fucking do this. he goads someone into a contest and then i have to fucking come up with a prize for it!!! i'm so bad at this!!! ]
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[He is SO dry. But he doesn't sound, like, mean or salty so much as tired.]
How's your hand?
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[ he flexes his hand for a moment and then also. slips it into his pocket. ]
...it's fine.
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[He seems amused though.]
Yeah? Punched a lot of things before to be so sure it'll heal and just give you bad arthritis later?
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...do you have arthritis?
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And yeah, sometimes.
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I might be old, but physically I'm thirty-something. And I think immune to most health things like that.
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[ plus he also got stabbed with Magical Revive Juice some years back and no one ever concretely explained how it works so. shrugs??? ]
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[Very funny they continue to be the same by having Revive Juice.]
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[ OUR WRITERS JUST COPIED OFF EACH OTHER ]
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Want to find out which one of us had a shittier time of it for shits and giggles? It can be a game.
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Depends. What you want?
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How's about whoever wins gets the loser's flask?
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Mm. Kind of like my flask, though. Empty or full?
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