You say that, dumbass, but it's pretty fucked in the moment.
[He's just saying. But he... trusts Cloud to be able to handle it even if he SHOULD NOT trust Cloud to take on more trauma. They are both so damn stupid.] Okay. [He puts both hands on Cloud's face and just... holds them there for a few seconds. That's it. Then he lowers them.]
Don't do anything stupid between now and then, alright?
[ he leaned into the touch while it was happening, but otherwise he's still staring at Jason with absolutely unfounded confidence, I hope he winds up in a coma ]
I'm too busy babysitting both of you for that.
[ this isn't even a joke it's a fact how can he get into trouble when these two run into doors constantly ]
Yeah, see? She's so reckless and feisty. She's always getting into stuff she isn't supposed to get into. Self-sacrificial, too. Throwing herself in front of the bus for everyone.
Like you don't talk shit all the time. [ case in point. two minutes ago, throwing lup under the bus. there's a beat before there's a chaste kiss ] S'alright. I can deal with babysitting you both.
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[He's just saying. But he... trusts Cloud to be able to handle it even if he SHOULD NOT trust Cloud to take on more trauma. They are both so damn stupid.] Okay. [He puts both hands on Cloud's face and just... holds them there for a few seconds. That's it. Then he lowers them.]
Don't do anything stupid between now and then, alright?
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I'm too busy babysitting both of you for that.
[ this isn't even a joke it's a fact how can he get into trouble when these two run into doors constantly ]
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Okay. You know what? I'll give you that this time. That's it, though.
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he huffs an almost laugh ]
It's pretty much all the time.
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Hey. Give us a little credit, damn. [No, don't.] At least say it's me and you babysitting Lup.
[This is just not true.]
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also it's not entirely true but cloud still tilts his head like he is considering it ]
She does get into trouble a lot.
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Yeah, see? She's so reckless and feisty. She's always getting into stuff she isn't supposed to get into. Self-sacrificial, too. Throwing herself in front of the bus for everyone.
[He's literally describing himself.]
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You ever look at a mirror? [ please he is dying ]
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Shut up, okay.
[He doesn't even... try to argue this. It's true.]
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You can't even argue.
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Even if I did, you wouldn't listen or believe. No point in wasting my breath.
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Like you don't talk shit all the time. [ case in point. two minutes ago, throwing lup under the bus. there's a beat before there's a chaste kiss ] S'alright. I can deal with babysitting you both.