The hell if I know. Maybe the legal drinking age is twenty-one like back home.
[TCH!!!!
He shoves the flask directly into Cloud's chest irritably. CLOUD IS NOT FUNNY! HE IS THE ONE WITH THE BAD JOKES HERE.] Just go fill the damn thing up. [HE ISN'T A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
I'm only one year younger than you anyway, asshole.
[ he thinks it's very funny, thanks. but he'll grab the flask and lead jason to the bar! where he easily fills it up! because he is a legal adult, unlike jason. hilarious.
anyway he will be nice and move on from making fun of jason for being legally a baby, for now. ]
[Had planned to make Jason stay behind because he's sore and is paranoid they won't refill the flask with him there, but I'm being dragged along which is better.
So now Jason has to stand there like a baby idiot and wait on Cloud to get him ALCOHOL. DON'T THEY KNOW HE IS A KILLER? HE HAS KILLED! HE IS AN ADULT! HE HAS A BUNCH OF GUNS AND STUFF!!!!!!! He is like >:\ as Cloud comes back.]
Have to be. You can thank my mentor's butler.
[Mostly Bruce, too, but he isn't giving Bruce any credit.]
[Alfred was also his butler in a way, but he is just offended Cloud is lumping him in with really socialites and old money. Tch.
He takes the flask and tucks it into the inside pocket of his jacket.]
Magic. [Sorry, he's a Bat. The idea of them being around magic and still being like MAGIC :\ is so funny.] Sorry, we can't all be high fantasy. You break a leg, about three medical professionals are probably going to be setting it while you hope to God they knock you out first.
The butler had to put up with my mentor since he was born, so first aid was the least of the worries.
[ the only one who accepts magic is truly dick and i think it says a lot it's the circus brat. anyway, cloud shrugs because mako is magic what the hell is he supposed to say to it. ]
We've got that too. Regular doctors. [ and mad scientist doctors. he does not share that. ] Just easier to send out a cure spell when you're out on the field.
[ or make someone else send it out because you equipped it on barret despite his shitty magic stat. he raises a judgmental eyebrow ]
The doctor's a family heirloom, too? [ Fuckin Rich People ]
[dick betraying him at every turn. damn circus kids.]
Yeah. Worked for his parents. [I'm too lazy to double-check whether or not Alfred is dead from where I took Jason, I don't think so, but since I love Alfred with my whole entire being, I'm making him alive anyway. I refuse.] Ol' pops was a surgeon.
Also, this isn't a bad segway at all, even though he is somewhat reluctant to link a very, like, normalish sounding mentor with the cape crusading vigilante. Fucking thanks AMA. Their SECRETS.
[I hated reading this. Leave me alone. I don’t want that to be the judge of my brand if boys but it is.]
…
[He looks EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED and closes his eyes. Like he has to take a minute to come to terms with what he will say. When he opens his eyes, the are rolled toward the ceiling.]
…It’s a Robin outfit. Like the bird. Red, yellow, and green.
[He does not say he had little shorty-shorts because even though he wants to dunk Bruce, he’s be collateral for Cloud.]
[There is no explaining any of the outfits. Jason has no excuse for this, only the unfortunate declaration he ran around in a red, yellow, and green uniform at the side of a dude dressed as a bat. At least Cloud is prepared now for potentially seeing it in the future, so he won't bust a gut laughing in shock.
When Jason says it all like this, it truly does seem embarrassing and idiotic. Like, he knew that already in a way, but simply accepted it. And everyone is terrified of Batman, so it never holds the same level of humility there that it does... uh... out of context.
He opens his mouth like he might ACTUALLY take up for Bruce, but then quickly shuts his mouth again.]
[WHAT ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THE TRUTH? He absolutely refuses to talk about the shorty-shorts, though, so Cloud is just going to get another reason to bust a gut later laughing if he happens to somehow see them in any way.
It did get worse. [ jason. jason he is dying. what the hell kind of bullshit is this. what is a superhero. ] You sure you didn't need the flask for drinking?
[ maybe alcoholism SHOULD be jason's coping mechanism for his ridiculous childhood. ]
You win some, you lose some. [He makes a bit of a face.] Nah, I compartmentalize badly like the rest of the Family.
[HE WOULD DRINK, BUT THEN...he would not be coordinated enough to do his self-employed job. Imagine if he were one of the people who did things better drunk somehow.]
Don't think drinking your woes away would be compartmentalizing any better. [ he admits it. he is just saying. also i think jason should learn drunk monkey style or whatever the fuck it's called. it would be funny. ] But I can't tell if it beats dressing up in animal costumes and fighting crime.
[Har har. Let him learn drunk monkey style. I would do this.]
It's less weird, I guess, when you understand that there are a whole lot of other adults who are dressing up in special crazy suits to do the same thing. Around the rest of the world, I mean.
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[TCH!!!!
He shoves the flask directly into Cloud's chest irritably. CLOUD IS NOT FUNNY! HE IS THE ONE WITH THE BAD JOKES HERE.] Just go fill the damn thing up. [HE ISN'T A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
I'm only one year younger than you anyway, asshole.
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[ he thinks it's very funny, thanks. but he'll grab the flask and lead jason to the bar! where he easily fills it up! because he is a legal adult, unlike jason. hilarious.
anyway he will be nice and move on from making fun of jason for being legally a baby, for now. ]
You good with first aid stuff, then?
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[Had planned to make Jason stay behind because he's sore and is paranoid they won't refill the flask with him there, but I'm being dragged along which is better.
So now Jason has to stand there like a baby idiot and wait on Cloud to get him ALCOHOL. DON'T THEY KNOW HE IS A KILLER? HE HAS KILLED! HE IS AN ADULT! HE HAS A BUNCH OF GUNS AND STUFF!!!!!!! He is like >:\ as Cloud comes back.]
Have to be. You can thank my mentor's butler.
[Mostly Bruce, too, but he isn't giving Bruce any credit.]
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[ no wonder jason is listed as baby! but he'll give the flask back despite his incredulous judgment ]
There's healing magic back home, so regular First Aid isn't really taught that much. ...Especially not by butlers.
[ Rich People ]
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[Alfred was also his butler in a way, but he is just offended Cloud is lumping him in with really socialites and old money. Tch.
He takes the flask and tucks it into the inside pocket of his jacket.]
Magic. [Sorry, he's a Bat. The idea of them being around magic and still being like MAGIC :\ is so funny.] Sorry, we can't all be high fantasy. You break a leg, about three medical professionals are probably going to be setting it while you hope to God they knock you out first.
The butler had to put up with my mentor since he was born, so first aid was the least of the worries.
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We've got that too. Regular doctors. [ and mad scientist doctors. he does not share that. ] Just easier to send out a cure spell when you're out on the field.
[ or make someone else send it out because you equipped it on barret despite his shitty magic stat. he raises a judgmental eyebrow ]
The doctor's a family heirloom, too? [ Fuckin Rich People ]
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[dick betraying him at every turn. damn circus kids.]
Yeah. Worked for his parents. [I'm too lazy to double-check whether or not Alfred is dead from where I took Jason, I don't think so, but since I love Alfred with my whole entire being, I'm making him alive anyway. I refuse.] Ol' pops was a surgeon.
[Har har. Rich people...]
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... So the guy is rich, has a butler inherited from his parents, adopts a bunch of kids, and fights crime without killing people?
[ TELL HIM ABOUT DRESSING UP LIKE A BAT NEXT SO HE CAN JUDGE MORE ]
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Also, this isn't a bad segway at all, even though he is somewhat reluctant to link a very, like, normalish sounding mentor with the cape crusading vigilante. Fucking thanks AMA. Their SECRETS.
Imagine if it was this easy in Gotham.]
...Yeah. He dresses like a bat.
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... Like a bat.
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[THE JUDGEMENT DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER JASON AT ALL. But also he's electing to completely ignore the fact he also dresses up in something stupid.]
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[ not that baseball bat would be better, but both options are so dumb. show him the fucking bucket helmet jay ]
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[He's thinking about Bruce dressing up as a baseball bat.......... Almost as bad. Maybe worse actually.]
Because they instill fear. His words, not mine.
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[ everyone does cloud ]
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[No one in this family is any better, but Jason won’t say this.]
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At least you know. [ ... ] He make you dress up in a little baby bat suit too?
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…
[He looks EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED and closes his eyes. Like he has to take a minute to come to terms with what he will say. When he opens his eyes, the are rolled toward the ceiling.]
…It’s a Robin outfit. Like the bird. Red, yellow, and green.
[He does not say he had little shorty-shorts because even though he wants to dunk Bruce, he’s be collateral for Cloud.]
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... Wow.
[ cloud is judging bruce Wayne for the rest of his life and not Jason, at least. me a robin Stan: I can explain ]
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When Jason says it all like this, it truly does seem embarrassing and idiotic. Like, he knew that already in a way, but simply accepted it. And everyone is terrified of Batman, so it never holds the same level of humility there that it does... uh... out of context.
He opens his mouth like he might ACTUALLY take up for Bruce, but then quickly shuts his mouth again.]
Look. It could be worse.
[Like the shorty-shorts he refuses to mention.]
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[ yeah cloud he could've been making the kid not wear pants during it ]
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[WHAT ELSE IS HE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THE TRUTH? He absolutely refuses to talk about the shorty-shorts, though, so Cloud is just going to get another reason to bust a gut later laughing if he happens to somehow see them in any way.
But he adds:]
I was in that outfit when I died.
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It did get worse. [ jason. jason he is dying. what the hell kind of bullshit is this. what is a superhero. ] You sure you didn't need the flask for drinking?
[ maybe alcoholism SHOULD be jason's coping mechanism for his ridiculous childhood. ]
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You win some, you lose some. [He makes a bit of a face.] Nah, I compartmentalize badly like the rest of the Family.
[HE WOULD DRINK, BUT THEN...he would not be coordinated enough to do his self-employed job. Imagine if he were one of the people who did things better drunk somehow.]
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[Har har. Let him learn drunk monkey style. I would do this.]
It's less weird, I guess, when you understand that there are a whole lot of other adults who are dressing up in special crazy suits to do the same thing. Around the rest of the world, I mean.
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