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Jason Todd ([personal profile] unrecked) wrote2014-06-05 03:51 pm
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W0 / Sunday / Suites

[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-05 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ here they are, in their shared bathroom, 5 feet apart... sylvain takes his time checking out the place (nice, nice), before glancing over at jason with a crooked smile. ]

So. Any house rules I should know about?

[ his closest friends can be Rather Particular, and while this isn't quite the same circumstances as wartime, he's learned the importance of cooperation. (or in this case, cohabitation. take and give, give and take... etc.) ]

—Sylvain, by the way. Though maybe you already know that from our delightful guestbook up front.
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-05 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...that's so reasonable. he likes this guy already, he thinks they'll get along great. ]

Done, and done. [ sylvain's a neat freak, so cleaning up is no problemo. the only stipulation he can think of: ] I need at least thirty minutes in the morning, so feel free to use the bathroom first, especially if you're in a hurry.

...Wasn't planning on having anyone over anytime soon. [ he grins, expression wolfish ] Were you?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-05 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ their Fratboy Vibes ]

Early bird, huh? [ (he assumed the exact opposite of graveyard shift whoops) ]

[ he blinks hard, and then laughs. ]

Lup? Seriously? I mean, if she really wanted to she could just ask nicely...

[ he's not actually going to hand over his underwear to lup, ftr ]

...Something happen between the two of you? [ give me, omo, the DEETS!! ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-06 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. She seems nice. You sure it's not the other way around? [ looking very fond, ] I mean, I asked for a bite of food yesterday and she ended up giving me an entire plate. [ that is because sylvain... is also a menace. ]

[ now he's grinning again ] I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-06 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ this tag is killing me jason and lup are so fckin funny help ]

Yeah. I'm a doomed man. I promised to do her bidding in exchange for a plate of meat and potatoes. But what was I supposed to do? Not eat her cooking? [ putting his hands on his hips, though his tone of voice is still completely joking, ] Have you even tried her food?

[ okay back to the topic at hand. rooms! ]

...With what? You want me to talk my way into your room? [ i mean... he will... ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-06 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jason gets free access to Sylvain's room too, but it's because Sylvain thinks he's a Real Cool Guy, and also because his own sense of self-preservation only works once a fortnight.

...It's a rather jarring difference, visually, each time he steps through. His own room favors the cooler, wintery colors of Faerghus, neutral greys and muted teal/blues. Notably more on the rustic side, if not with a touch of high society opulence, and a fireplace that definitely doesn't work.

But upon closer inspection, there's a vibe that's surprisingly similar between the suites? Sylvain's space is also quite neat, to the point of being lowkey neurotic. He's got all sorts of functional organization to reduce visual clutter.

There's also quite the collection of books, theater scripts, board games, and other ways to intellectually pass the time—though they're all fake as well. Nobody is allowed to be literate in this game. Music/media player, also fake. Large windows displaying an outdoors balcony, double fake! The writing utensils at his large but simple wooden writing desk—faaaaaaaaaaake.

Back to the differences: Sylvain's bed is king-sized, because a ho is gonna ho. And instead of a papery weapons collection he's got a generous walk-in closet with a full-length mirror. He's a man of Fashion. It's So Important to him.

okay now back to lowercase brackets. he peers curiously over Jason's shoulder, (but not so close that it's gay) ]


Whatcha fiddling with?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-07 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's definitely recognition, the way sylvain's eyes widen between the barrel of jason's gun. there's anger too, glinting like flint and steel as they narrow.

he'll give jason so many seconds before he retaliates, because he doesn't take kindly to bodily threats. not after miklan, not after the war. ]


Yeah, I do.

[ bro, quit clownin', ur scaring the hoes (sylvains) ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-07 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ sylvain's plenty familiar with walls. though he attaches to people quickly, and not disingenuously, whatever deep hurt he experiences is usually self-inflicted—an easier pain to bear than letting someone else in to do the damage.

so even if jason's joke is in poor taste, he lets it slide. quick to anger but also quick to forget. (no harm, no foul.)

he smiles wryly ]
I wasn't under the impression they weren't.

[ ? ] Was what me?
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-08 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHY IS JASON LIKE THIS why are they both like this

now sylvain is actually kinda pissed. good will, suddenly evaporated. he immediately settles into a defensive stance, fists and hackles raised. he thinks jason is actually trying to pull something on him—fool him once, etc.

so even after jason relaxes, sylvain does not. he's going for a punch. ]


Well fuck you, too.
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-08 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ his hand twitches, mixed signals of hitting and getting hit scrambling up his arm and nervous system. he takes a step back, staring at his palm, anger completely forgotten in favor of utter bewilderment. ]

What the hell?

[ WHAT THE HELL...

he frowns up at jason. there is a long and measured silence, as he tries to process all this, before he says, ]


You couldn't have tried using words, first? [ BRUH ]
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-09 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sylvain's now totally fixated on trying to sort this out. he returns jason's squinting from earlier, going so far as to half-circle him, trying to identify any external influences. (none insofar as he can tell...) ]

Definitely not.

[ ... ] You think there's something in the water that's causing this?

[ he's thinking it akin to an infection...

grumbling, ]
Like this place isn't confusing enough already.
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[personal profile] philandery 2022-06-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I'm just as thrilled.

[ talk about invasion of privacy??? ]

I doubt either of us are the types to stay outta trouble, but we can try not to overdo it for now... [ SO HE SAYS... ]

Until we can figure out what's going on, anyway. I'll try asking around, see if anyone else's got the same... predicament.

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