[ ...that's so reasonable. he likes this guy already, he thinks they'll get along great. ]
Done, and done. [ sylvain's a neat freak, so cleaning up is no problemo. the only stipulation he can think of: ] I need at least thirty minutes in the morning, so feel free to use the bathroom first, especially if you're in a hurry.
...Wasn't planning on having anyone over anytime soon. [ he grins, expression wolfish ] Were you?
[Them both being neat, but people thinking they look messy… Bless.]
I don’t take long, so you’re good. I usually shower really early anyway.
[But that’s because he, uh, works a very specific job. So his graveyard shift ends at sunrise. It’s fine.]
Nope, but I can’t promise one of these other nosy fuckers won’t try to bust in to look around. Better hide your underwear. Lup seems like she’d be the type to fly it like a flag in the courtyard.
[He snorts.] If you give her an inch, she'll take a mile. [There's a shrug while he shakes his head.]
No? She tricked me into opening champagne for her, I think, and called me a tool. She just seems like the real gremlin type. [This is just a warning!!] What's your room look like?
Huh. She seems nice. You sure it's not the other way around? [ looking very fond, ] I mean, I asked for a bite of food yesterday and she ended up giving me an entire plate. [ that is because sylvain... is also a menace. ]
[ now he's grinning again ] I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?
[DON'T LOOK FOND. Jesus. It's over for Sylvain, isn't it?] Oh no. She got you. You're under her fairy spell now. You've already eaten her food. [If he thinks it's telling that Lup was kind, he doesn't make it obvious.]
[ this tag is killing me jason and lup are so fckin funny help ]
Yeah. I'm a doomed man. I promised to do her bidding in exchange for a plate of meat and potatoes. But what was I supposed to do? Not eat her cooking? [ putting his hands on his hips, though his tone of voice is still completely joking, ] Have you even tried her food?
[ okay back to the topic at hand. rooms! ]
...With what? You want me to talk my way into your room? [ i mean... he will... ]
[Sylvain did this to himself? Jason is just saying!]
What? No way, José. [This is not intentional, but it's funny.] You eat her food, you sign yourself over to her. She'll never let you go. You're as good as gone. [He waves a hand dismissively.] Nah, she just didn't feed me. She must like you.
[A shrug.]
I meant you first, but if you want to see mine first, that's fine.
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Done, and done. [ sylvain's a neat freak, so cleaning up is no problemo. the only stipulation he can think of: ] I need at least thirty minutes in the morning, so feel free to use the bathroom first, especially if you're in a hurry.
...Wasn't planning on having anyone over anytime soon. [ he grins, expression wolfish ] Were you?
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I don’t take long, so you’re good. I usually shower really early anyway.
[But that’s because he, uh, works a very specific job. So his graveyard shift ends at sunrise. It’s fine.]
Nope, but I can’t promise one of these other nosy fuckers won’t try to bust in to look around. Better hide your underwear. Lup seems like she’d be the type to fly it like a flag in the courtyard.
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Early bird, huh? [ (he assumed the exact opposite of graveyard shift whoops) ]
[ he blinks hard, and then laughs. ]
Lup? Seriously? I mean, if she really wanted to she could just ask nicely...
[ he's not actually going to hand over his underwear to lup, ftr ]
...Something happen between the two of you? [ give me, omo, the DEETS!! ]
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[He snorts.] If you give her an inch, she'll take a mile. [There's a shrug while he shakes his head.]
No? She tricked me into opening champagne for her, I think, and called me a tool. She just seems like the real gremlin type. [This is just a warning!!] What's your room look like?
[He's nosy.]
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[ now he's grinning again ] I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?
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Sure. It's pretty boring, though.
[He leans off the door and gestures with a hand.]
Regale me.
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Yeah. I'm a doomed man. I promised to do her bidding in exchange for a plate of meat and potatoes. But what was I supposed to do? Not eat her cooking? [ putting his hands on his hips, though his tone of voice is still completely joking, ] Have you even tried her food?
[ okay back to the topic at hand. rooms! ]
...With what? You want me to talk my way into your room? [ i mean... he will... ]
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What? No way, José. [This is not intentional, but it's funny.] You eat her food, you sign yourself over to her. She'll never let you go. You're as good as gone. [He waves a hand dismissively.] Nah, she just didn't feed me. She must like you.
[A shrug.]
I meant you first, but if you want to see mine first, that's fine.
[He will lead Sylvain to his adjacent room...]