[Okay, well. He's not here to try to play Whose Trauma is Worse, but ALSO he is Jason Todd:]
I wouldn't shit on your gifts so soon. You could have been us. We weren't able to even speak to the other side. Nothing, not even a sniff. We didn't even know it was there. Not until someone killed you, that is.
Or unless you were as unlucky as Trancy and fell in the damn well to drown.
[ dang. Futaba's just stressed just thinking about it ]
Talk about hello?!?? from the other side. We couldn't do much but ask for food offerings and the occasional 5am sleep deprivation message but I'd still take bothering the others any day over complete radio silence.
[ a long thoughtful hum ]
I dunno if anyone had something like that happen in our game [ because sometimes you just stop looking too closely ] but... we did have a serial killer horse? Oh, and our birb got murdered by a ninja.
Okay, well, I'm going to elect to try forgetting you just told me a possessed horse with a name happened to murder.
[He truly is one of the only people here from a "normal" game of murder. One that didn't have extremely wild shit going down, not counting the murder and being dead part.]
[ honestly, she just keeps adding to this because the exasperated expressions just has to be hilarious. she could tell him swift wind flies on top of everything and jason's soul eventually flying away would fuel her for weeks ]
We got powers! Air tribe meant I could turn invisible.
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I wouldn't shit on your gifts so soon. You could have been us. We weren't able to even speak to the other side. Nothing, not even a sniff. We didn't even know it was there. Not until someone killed you, that is.
Or unless you were as unlucky as Trancy and fell in the damn well to drown.
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Talk about hello?!?? from the other side. We couldn't do much but ask for food offerings and the occasional 5am sleep deprivation message but I'd still take bothering the others any day over complete radio silence.
[ a long thoughtful hum ]
I dunno if anyone had something like that happen in our game [ because sometimes you just stop looking too closely ] but... we did have a serial killer horse? Oh, and our birb got murdered by a ninja.
.... Man, our game got really weird sometimes.
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You had a what?
[KIND OF NOT SURPRISED EXACTLY, he has seen some shit. But still. There's a lot to unpack with "we had a serial killer horse" honestly.]
Really starting to think no one had a "normal" game of murder now.
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A horse! His name was Swift Wind and he got away with possessed murder. He would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for the pesky cyanide.
[ she says, like this is just a normal thing that happens ]
Though, you're probably right. It's hard to consider any of this "normal" given all the weird shit.
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Okay, well, I'm going to elect to try forgetting you just told me a possessed horse with a name happened to murder.
[He truly is one of the only people here from a "normal" game of murder. One that didn't have extremely wild shit going down, not counting the murder and being dead part.]
You should be used to it, though, right?
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But given the amount of weirdness I've seen, this one is easy peasy! We haven't even been dealt any mysterious powers yet!
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[Jason thinks, The fucking horse talks? but does not say anything. Sure. The horse talks. What else can be surprising around here? Nothing.]
Mysterious powers...? You got powers.
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We got powers! Air tribe meant I could turn invisible.