[ waaargh his capelet!!! he shakes it out of his face, looking offended through his stupid spaghetti bangs, which are all messed up now, thank you. it probably looks better now.
very gravely: ]
Yes, for crimes of not taking your shirt off when asked.
[ 1000 years of dungeon for jason todd. (he is, for once, not being serious.) ]
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I’m an adult the last time I checked. Damn, can’t a man just not tolerate authority in peace?
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Well, I am an authority figure.
[ not of this place, but still. ]
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He grins but tries not to laugh, and then darts ahead a yard or two before slowing down to look back.]
What're you going to do, put me in the dungeon?
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very gravely: ]
Yes, for crimes of not taking your shirt off when asked.
[ 1000 years of dungeon for jason todd. (he is, for once, not being serious.) ]
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If you want my shirt off so bad, take it off yourself next time.
[This is mean to say to a gay man, but it's fine.
He starts jogging again, goodbye forever.]