[DIMITRI IS SO SERIOUS, LIKE BRUCE WAYNE. Jason is getting the biggest Bruce energy from this, but he at least finds it a tad amusing rather than annoying.]
No--no. I'm fine. It's not that bad. I've handled worse. I can manage this. [Just don't look at how awful the injuries seem. Don't look!] Things are just sore.
[ batman jr. batman off the rails. dimitri looks dubious about this, like he is going to call the cops (npcs) on him the instant one of his wounds reopens. ]
That’s exactly why they didn’t like it, I’m sure. They attacked Lup for a similar reason. Well, she kind of egged them on, but it doesn’t mean they should’ve jumped her with a knife.
[Jason thinks about Damian being about four-foot-ten inches and capable of snapping his neck the right way with two bare hands. He... unfortunately does not agree. Sometimes you might need to pull out a knife on a squirt. But it's okay.
No, don't go back to this subject. He's begging.]
Yeah, mostly. I mean, I got healed, so it's not nearly as bad. I'll live.
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No--no. I'm fine. It's not that bad. I've handled worse. I can manage this. [Just don't look at how awful the injuries seem. Don't look!] Things are just sore.
But hey, the shiner Lepus gave me is gone.
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...Did you agitate them somehow?
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Yeah. I told them to stop calling themselves trash.
[This makes him snort, but then he winces, forgetting it hurts to laugh.]
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That seems a nice thing to say, though? [ why get punched ]
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[He sighs.]
They’re ornery.
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...That rather goes beyond ornery.
[ felix threatens to kill him all the time but doesn't actually pull a blade on him. lepus is an invalid tsundere to him now. ]
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Well, I can't judge. I pulled a gun on a bunch of people in trial when they tried to mess with me. Sometimes, you just react on instinct.
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I am hardly one to judge either, but threatening someone physically slighter than you is... distasteful.
[ unless it's wartime and then you should just do it all the time i guess ]
...In any case, let us not get off subject. Are you all right?
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No, don't go back to this subject. He's begging.]
Yeah, mostly. I mean, I got healed, so it's not nearly as bad. I'll live.