[I'm still saying he gets punched because it's funny if he gets punched then Cloud gets kneed. But he doesn't even say ow because he just starts trying not to laugh so loudly in the dark.
Truly has to cover his mouth for a second.]
Well... I do have all the meat, so whatever.
[why is the running gag going to be has has the meat now]
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[ why is this his objection ]
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In that case, you better decide now whether you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.
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[ BYPASSES ALL SPOONS ]
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[cloud SAID he was the mattress when they were discussing how this will happen again]
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[ it's a joke, jason, stop reading into it ]
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Sure. I love being compressed to death like I’m a witch in Salem.
If you want to snuggle me, you can just ask.
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[ he doesn't understand these references. please. ]
Pretty sure I was talking about smothering you.
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[About the smothering:]
Not one of my kinks, sorry.
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[ deadpan ]
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[dry and dramatic]
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Yeah, she probably would. Maybe I deserve it.
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[ ABANDONS LUP IN THE CORNER and also it means jason gets all the kicks ]
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Truly has to cover his mouth for a second.]
Well... I do have all the meat, so whatever.
[why is the running gag going to be has has the meat now]
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[ please stop being the meat in this sandwich. also sure cloud hit him. and he is thinking about doing it again but refrains ]