[ he's so fucking pressed between them he's just praying to the gods for freedom ]
Well, you guys are great at making me feel better about my single purchase so far. [ he's like damn. lup got ripped off. ] Even if you threw it on the ground.
[He turns his head and covers his mouth with a fist so he can go pfft essentially for a second.]
I don't have any tickets left, so I can only dream of owning a sweet three-ticket item. The dice are the only things I've got that's worth it, and that's only if someone tries to shank me in the back, I guess.
[ seriously. personal space. he tries to lean back so he can like, lie back or be freed a Little, but he forgot jason is leaned over already so instead he's just leaning back further on jason.
he makes another "hrmmm" noise like a discontent cat but gives up. they truly are cuddling now. ]
If you guys want to murder or die, do it away from me. [ these are all clearly up to them. ] Maybe what we should be asking from the staff is how to get more tickets so you can get stuff that isn't garbage.
Does Lup really want to give Jason the feet? Does she? The future ramifications of this may be bad, but for now, he puts his hand on the top planks of her ankle where it meets her feet.
He exaggeratedly raises brow eyebrows at Lup over Cloud's when Cloud basically has nothing else to do but lean back on him. This is where I say (me voice) he has nice, comfortable tits to lie on.]
Hope you get a good one. [He would jab Cloud in the side, but he's leaning on one hand, and the other Lup has made into a feetishist.] I was going to make a deal for more tickets, but...
When I made my first one, I was told I could make however many as long as it wasn't a lot or doubled-up. I waited a week or so because I was talking to the staff to see what they were like. I didn't want to make a deal with just whoever. When I went back, I got told people were trying to make too many of them, so now I'm stuck with one deal. If you haven't made one, maybe try that.
If you can convince them it's better for murder, they might agree.
[ he truly is stuck forever. this is an outrage. this icon is because he squirms a little but still makes no move to get off jason's titties or push lup away. he is just not used to this much touching at once. ]
I'm good. I've already got my get out of murder free item. Don't need tickets anymore. [ it's a joke about his brainwashing paper. ] Room service doesn't seem worth it for a one time use thing, though, so it might be worth it making a better deal for some of the stuff you can get in the store.
Dunno. I was going to ask and see. They might make you do tasks each week for a certain number of extra tickets, probably like one or two. I don’t know. Maybe you could only get more from them if you murder.
[He shrugs a bit. It jostles Cloud slightly.]
I didn’t get a chance to see.
[He suspiciously does not say anything about room service.]
[ and cloud took one to heal tsurumaru it's all good
anyway flurry asked for a memshare so
here have this until 6:46. the good new is, at the end of that, he doesn't have a headache despite having it through half of it! the bad news is cloud's reflex is immediately a: ]
Get off me. [ at the two of them after that. let him out thanks bye ]
[The only thing he can get out is,] Oh n-- [before the stardust does its thing.
WHY. I hate Zia.
He is not a fan of this memory, not because it's Sephiroth, and he even has met Sephiroth, but because there is nothing more annoying then a psycho bastard terrorizing you.
He lifts both arms in surrender, and he can't really do much more of anything except flop back on the bed to make space and shift away.]
unsurprisingly, lup is also not a fan, and her instinctive reaction to cloud snapping at them both is to immediately give him space. unfortunately that means she dumps herself on the floor.]
Off, I'm off. [she says, at the same time as jason, a little spooked.]
[ lup on the ground is not quite what he meant but he uses that opportunity to stand up and go STAND OVER FURTHER AWAY, arms crossed, like a sane person ]
... I... [ ok now that it's done and they're looking at him from the bed and floor respectively he feels a little. bad. and stupid. ] Needed some space.
Well, this will probably end up being a triple whammy.
[He blinks up at the ceiling to try to get rid of the hair-raising feelings that came with seeing someone you've seen before in person, except they're evil.
And then, slowly, he sits a bit.] No shit? [It doesn't sound like he's blaming Cloud.
He offers Lup a hand.] Your ex ever give you a break?
... I don't even know where to start with that one. [she adds, so she'll just let jason ask the questions. once she's up and sitting on the bed again though, she's fidgety. she's giving cloud space but it's clear she doesn't want to!!]
[ snapped, so. okay maybe he is still a little shaken. he knows it's a joke about sephiroth being a weird stalker he just has a lot of feelings right now ]
[He gives Cloud a more serious look, but not necessarily a judgemental one.]
Dude. Relax. [He will stop joking shittily though.] We're in your room, and you're with us. It's just us three. You haven't been seeing him here any other time, right?
[He makes a little shooing motion to try to get Lup to slide down away from him, to make room. He slides down in the opposite direction.]
Come sit down. We won't touch you.
[Well, Lup might, but it's fine. She is a lady and can do that.]
[ well now he REALLY feels stupid and insane. it's fine. he looks away and nods at what they said, jaw clenched a little. ]
... I know. I'm fine.
[ admittedly not very believable, but. yeah, he'll walk back over to come sit down with them. gingerly. he's got one knee pulled up, holding it against himself with one arm. he still looks tense? but a larger part of that is embarrassment now. ]
... You can... [ he frowns a bit, trying to figure out the words ] I don't-- I'm fine. You don't have to make a big deal out of it.
[ how do you say "go ahead and obnoxiously touch me because that is the normal version" without actually giving permission to touch ]
Ow. [He takes the punch though because sure, he had no tact, but he doesn't think Cloud wants to be babied.] It's cool if you're not fine. Hell, I'm not fine after that.
[Just saying.
He glances around Cloud at Lup, this time not making any kind of dumbass faces. His brows lower, and he frowns. The look says that Cloud is fucking hanging on by a thread. He's not good at this, so he's letting her do it better.
All he can offer is to very lightly and reassuringly(?) thump Cloud in the upper arm with the backs of his fingers.]
she also glances at jason, but just briefly. cloud comes to sit down, and lup's ear flicks before she settles against his side again. she's not draping over him this time, but she is warm and present. if jason were closer she'd reach for him too, but as it is, she's just looking to not smother.]
Yeah, just seeing what I did was a nightmare. How much shampoo do you think he goes through? [stop don't joke about it]
[ he's not really relaxing at the contact from either of them, but he's also not tensing up more? this is progress?
he's grimacing because he ... does not really want to joke about sephiroth and the layers of trauma involved There! there's nothing that funny about it! but he also does want them to think he's fine (they will not) so they move on. so. so! after a pause, he starts, hesitatingly, painstakingly; ]
... Rumor back when I joined ranks was... One full bottle every wash. Same with the other stuff. The, uh. Conditioner.
[YOU CAN'T SMACK HIM FOR CRACKING JOKES, THEN TURN AROUND AND CRACK BAD JOKES!!! This is a double standard. He lets out an exasperated snort through his nose. NO.]
Don't indulge her. [:|] It's so weird to see this dude acting so unhinged when he was somehow civilized on the island.
[she does look vaguely offended (this joke would have worked on her crew, why not other people!!!) but she stops when she sees cloud grimace, frowning a little. weh. she didn't mean to make it worse!!
so instead she keeps her mouth shut this time, and instead brings a hand up to gently rub cloud's back, like he did for her a few days back.]
[ they are truly babying him and im crying. but he does relax between the no more jokes and the back rubbing. not that it does that much for him personally, but he gets why she's doing it, so the sentiment is what's important. ]
... Trust me, it wasn't any less weird seeing him snap. [ ... ] He spent... days down there, looking over those files, and then...
[ hmmmmm actually let's just not talk about that either. ]
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Well, you guys are great at making me feel better about my single purchase so far. [ he's like damn. lup got ripped off. ] Even if you threw it on the ground.
[ :| !!!! ]
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I don't have any tickets left, so I can only dream of owning a sweet three-ticket item. The dice are the only things I've got that's worth it, and that's only if someone tries to shank me in the back, I guess.
Or if I murder.
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[she says, first off, grouchy. she shifts to put her legs across cloud's lap and her feet in jason's? hers now.]
If I die, you guys can have my tickets. Otherwise I'm going to see what's up on Monday.
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he makes another "hrmmm" noise like a discontent cat but gives up. they truly are cuddling now. ]
If you guys want to murder or die, do it away from me. [ these are all clearly up to them. ] Maybe what we should be asking from the staff is how to get more tickets so you can get stuff that isn't garbage.
[ he's going to mock the dice forever, jason ]
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Does Lup really want to give Jason the feet? Does she? The future ramifications of this may be bad, but for now, he puts his hand on the top planks of her ankle where it meets her feet.
He exaggeratedly raises brow eyebrows at Lup over Cloud's when Cloud basically has nothing else to do but lean back on him. This is where I say (me voice) he has nice, comfortable tits to lie on.]
Hope you get a good one. [He would jab Cloud in the side, but he's leaning on one hand, and the other Lup has made into a feetishist.] I was going to make a deal for more tickets, but...
When I made my first one, I was told I could make however many as long as it wasn't a lot or doubled-up. I waited a week or so because I was talking to the staff to see what they were like. I didn't want to make a deal with just whoever. When I went back, I got told people were trying to make too many of them, so now I'm stuck with one deal. If you haven't made one, maybe try that.
If you can convince them it's better for murder, they might agree.
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when he glances over at her, lup just rolls her eyes, getting comfortable. cloud is now stuck forever.]
You think we can actually make deals for more tickets? [O:] I mean, I'm probably not going to get a power. Might as well.
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I'm good. I've already got my get out of murder free item. Don't need tickets anymore. [ it's a joke about his brainwashing paper. ] Room service doesn't seem worth it for a one time use thing, though, so it might be worth it making a better deal for some of the stuff you can get in the store.
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[He shrugs a bit. It jostles Cloud slightly.]
I didn’t get a chance to see.
[He suspiciously does not say anything about room service.]
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I'll see what I can do and let you guys know, I guess. [and then she took a task to heal sebastian it's fine]
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anyway flurry asked for a memshare so
here have this until 6:46. the good new is, at the end of that, he doesn't have a headache despite having it through half of it! the bad news is cloud's reflex is immediately a: ]
Get off me. [ at the two of them after that. let him out thanks bye ]
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WHY. I hate Zia.
He is not a fan of this memory, not because it's Sephiroth, and he even has met Sephiroth, but because there is nothing more annoying then a psycho bastard terrorizing you.
He lifts both arms in surrender, and he can't really do much more of anything except flop back on the bed to make space and shift away.]
--I'm off!
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unsurprisingly, lup is also not a fan, and her instinctive reaction to cloud snapping at them both is to immediately give him space. unfortunately that means she dumps herself on the floor.]
Off, I'm off. [she says, at the same time as jason, a little spooked.]
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... I... [ ok now that it's done and they're looking at him from the bed and floor respectively he feels a little. bad. and stupid. ] Needed some space.
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[He blinks up at the ceiling to try to get rid of the hair-raising feelings that came with seeing someone you've seen before in person, except they're evil.
And then, slowly, he sits a bit.] No shit? [It doesn't sound like he's blaming Cloud.
He offers Lup a hand.] Your ex ever give you a break?
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... I don't even know where to start with that one. [she adds, so she'll just let jason ask the questions. once she's up and sitting on the bed again though, she's fidgety. she's giving cloud space but it's clear she doesn't want to!!]
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[ snapped, so. okay maybe he is still a little shaken. he knows it's a joke about sephiroth being a weird stalker he just has a lot of feelings right now ]
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Dude. Relax. [He will stop joking shittily though.] We're in your room, and you're with us. It's just us three. You haven't been seeing him here any other time, right?
[He makes a little shooing motion to try to get Lup to slide down away from him, to make room. He slides down in the opposite direction.]
Come sit down. We won't touch you.
[Well, Lup might, but it's fine. She is a lady and can do that.]
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A little more tact would be nice. [don't just tell the hallucinating dude to relax!!] ... He's right, though, Cloud. He's not here.
[she scoots a little to make room.] We won't touch unless you want us to. [ear flick.]
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... I know. I'm fine.
[ admittedly not very believable, but. yeah, he'll walk back over to come sit down with them. gingerly. he's got one knee pulled up, holding it against himself with one arm. he still looks tense? but a larger part of that is embarrassment now. ]
... You can... [ he frowns a bit, trying to figure out the words ] I don't-- I'm fine. You don't have to make a big deal out of it.
[ how do you say "go ahead and obnoxiously touch me because that is the normal version" without actually giving permission to touch ]
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[Just saying.
He glances around Cloud at Lup, this time not making any kind of dumbass faces. His brows lower, and he frowns. The look says that Cloud is fucking hanging on by a thread. He's not good at this, so he's letting her do it better.
All he can offer is to very lightly and reassuringly(?) thump Cloud in the upper arm with the backs of his fingers.]
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she also glances at jason, but just briefly. cloud comes to sit down, and lup's ear flicks before she settles against his side again. she's not draping over him this time, but she is warm and present. if jason were closer she'd reach for him too, but as it is, she's just looking to not smother.]
Yeah, just seeing what I did was a nightmare. How much shampoo do you think he goes through? [stop don't joke about it]
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he's grimacing because he ... does not really want to joke about sephiroth and the layers of trauma involved There! there's nothing that funny about it! but he also does want them to think he's fine (they will not) so they move on. so. so! after a pause, he starts, hesitatingly, painstakingly; ]
... Rumor back when I joined ranks was... One full bottle every wash. Same with the other stuff. The, uh. Conditioner.
[ half the army's budget went to this. ]
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[YOU CAN'T SMACK HIM FOR CRACKING JOKES, THEN TURN AROUND AND CRACK BAD JOKES!!! This is a double standard. He lets out an exasperated snort through his nose. NO.]
Don't indulge her. [:|] It's so weird to see this dude acting so unhinged when he was somehow civilized on the island.
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[she does look vaguely offended (this joke would have worked on her crew, why not other people!!!) but she stops when she sees cloud grimace, frowning a little. weh. she didn't mean to make it worse!!
so instead she keeps her mouth shut this time, and instead brings a hand up to gently rub cloud's back, like he did for her a few days back.]
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... Trust me, it wasn't any less weird seeing him snap. [ ... ] He spent... days down there, looking over those files, and then...
[ hmmmmm actually let's just not talk about that either. ]
Whatever. He's not here. It doesn't matter.
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