[ oh my god. why are they both all over his pants. he doesn't WANT to be the first naked person in this threesome? he's so red now. objecting when he knows he has to get naked eventually feels stupid, though, so despite the initial reluctance he raises himself up a bit and helps them tug his pants off. and i assume his underwear too since they're both making sure to touch skin, like assholes.
despite my threats he is not, unfortunately, a ken doll. that is all the description his penis gets. he has one. it does not glow in the dark.
but yeah, cloud's the first fully naked on the bed. he doesn't bother covering himself up despite the blush either, because that feels incredibly redundant, but his entire body language screams shy. he opens his mouth like he's trying to think of some kind of quip then closes it because he's naked in front of both of them. this is not how he thought monday would go.
so instead he just stays on the bed naked and shrugs ]
He whistles when the pants are off which probably doesn’t help Cloud’s embarrassment, but it sure does let him tease.] The soldier knows how to stand at attention. [PLEASE make him shut up.
Carefully, he deposits Lup forward and up against Cloud with his whole arm, allowing her the opportunity to make Cloud’s life a pleasurable living hell. He slides back and away to make room. Since, for all the teasing, he will also join Cloud in removing his clothes. Lup is mostly naked anyway.
He too has a penis! But that’s a given. He also has a bit of a smaller waist…? Even if it’s bigger than Cloud’s. “We know he is a dorito, Anna.” No, you must know every time.]
[the fact that both of you are just like wow! he has a penis!
anyway, lup giggles when jason makes his joke, and then elbows him roughly. stop, don't embarrass him, god. she goes easily enough, settling against cloud. she's mostly naked, still in her underwear - she's the odd one out, though, because she does not have a penis, which is a sentence.
lup steals a kiss from cloud, trying to make sure he's not too terribly flustered, gently petting his side. she doesn't really want to move to take off the like, flimsy piece of fabric that's still in the way when she has two naked men in front of and behind her, wildly enough.]
You know, it would be so easy to turn the bullying back on him. [lup murmurs to cloud between kisses, glancing over her shoulder at jason with a grin. she wiggles a little, which probably means she not only rubs up against cloud but serves as a bit of a taunt for jason.]
[ he reflexively wants to say ex-soldier, but it's about his dick so that's stupid, and lup is giggling and if he wasn't gifted a naked girlfriend in his lap he might actually leave of embarrassment. "they have not discussed dating" whatever, naked lup.
which is to say he is terribly flustered, but he is also mollified by kissing, and he tries to relax because this is how he interacts with them in general. teasing and such. he's only uncomfortable because he's naked and has no idea what he's doing. which is a kind of vulnerable he is not used to, so he hates it, thanks.
kissing and touching is nice and fine. wiggling is also-- very fine. there's a quiet noise of approval that cloud wants to pretend he did not make even though it was stupid quiet. ]
... I'm down for bullying. [ he murmurs it back, belated. he's got both hands around lup's waist to hold her against him and he is pretending he is not looking at jason getting naked.
[He only pauses long enough to throw a knitted brow glance at Lup for what she says. Bullying him back? Tch... (They can.) He throws the rest of his clothes away with more defiant finesse than necessary.
He is now naked, and Cloud is not alone in the nudity.]
You can try.
[He sounds so cocky for a man who is easily bullied by them in return all the time. When he brings himself back up behind Lup, he uses one hand to yank down her underwear out of the way and the other hand to pop her on the ass as punishment for wiggling sexily in front of him when he's busy. It is not a mean or hard pop, just a playful and stinging one. Then he parks himself flush against her back. Sorry if anything is laying against her or sticking between her thighs. He does not control the direction of the D at this time.]
[i couldn't reply to this tag because "he does not control the direction of the D at this time" kept making me laugh too hard]
It's not like it's hard. [she hums, in response.] Well - yet.
[teehee. and that's about the point where jason just yanks her underwear out of the way and she squeaks, completely startled by both this and the slap on the ass, hello. she unintentionally rocks forward into cloud, and then bursts into giggles because jason's just like, right there and she can't believe this is happening, kind of.
she presses a kiss to cloud's jaw, and then:] If there's any pinning required, it's on you. My strength stat sucks.
[she says this with a breathy little sigh as she rocks back and forth idly - with the way she's sandwiched between them, she's got something hard against her front and back, and she is very spoiled by it.]
[ lup's making hard jokes and cloud would normally at least react to that, but a little bit like when he had her (mostly) naked in front of him he is now blatantly looking over jason with a blush on his face.
oh no....... he's so fucking bi
he's just as surprised as lup by jason taking off her underwear, and he barely has time to react to that before he slaps her ass and she's rocking up into him. okay. okay, okay, okay. they all imagined that little quiet moan from cloud, or the way he fails to duck his head before lup's kissing his jaw. ]
What... What would I be pinning, exactly? [ jason, dumbass, but he's very distracted by lup naked and rocking on top of him and jason naked behind her, and this is actually kind of super overwhelming as far as first times go. just for reference. this is a lot. ]
Cloud is so cute and green, and it's unfortunate he is stuck with two people who would bully him lovingly about this.] She's saying she would be turned on if we wrestled. [This is not what she is saying, but this isn't untrue.
He slides his hands up both of Lup's sides, then around front to put them over both her breasts. But he presses her against him and tips back, lifting her off her knees using his chest. And sort of offering her bottom half to Cloud who is right there. He could have grabbed literally any other part of her, but no, it's going to be the titties.]
Take her underwear off for us. [While he holds her up so it can come off the legs.] Guess we should decide how we want to do this. Thoughts?
Not untrue. [she points out, when jason says it, and then just - lets herself be manhandled. it's fine. she wiggles so that cloud can take her underwear off if he'd like, laughing a bit, and then rests her head back against jason with a sigh. absently, her hand comes up to rest on top of his, like she's keeping him there.]
Mmm. Depends. Do you want me in the middle? Or do either of you want to be in the middle?
[a hum.] Not to be, uh, crude, but which holes are we filling?
[ usually i finish my other tags before going back to the smut but this one is going to be very short, so. despite being obviously flustered by the answer to his dumbass question (naked wrestling?) and the action itself, he does grab lup's underwear. he takes it off probably a lot more delicately and slowly than either of his slutty, slutty companions would like, but he thinks just ripping it off would be rude.
and then lup is crude and he just hides his face in her neck with a groan that is only 5% interested. the 95% is regret. ]
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[ oh my god. why are they both all over his pants. he doesn't WANT to be the first naked person in this threesome? he's so red now. objecting when he knows he has to get naked eventually feels stupid, though, so despite the initial reluctance he raises himself up a bit and helps them tug his pants off. and i assume his underwear too since they're both making sure to touch skin, like assholes.
despite my threats he is not, unfortunately, a ken doll. that is all the description his penis gets. he has one. it does not glow in the dark.
but yeah, cloud's the first fully naked on the bed. he doesn't bother covering himself up despite the blush either, because that feels incredibly redundant, but his entire body language screams shy. he opens his mouth like he's trying to think of some kind of quip then closes it because he's naked in front of both of them. this is not how he thought monday would go.
so instead he just stays on the bed naked and shrugs ]
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He whistles when the pants are off which probably doesn’t help Cloud’s embarrassment, but it sure does let him tease.] The soldier knows how to stand at attention. [PLEASE make him shut up.
Carefully, he deposits Lup forward and up against Cloud with his whole arm, allowing her the opportunity to make Cloud’s life a pleasurable living hell. He slides back and away to make room. Since, for all the teasing, he will also join Cloud in removing his clothes. Lup is mostly naked anyway.
He too has a penis! But that’s a given. He also has a bit of a smaller waist…? Even if it’s bigger than Cloud’s. “We know he is a dorito, Anna.” No, you must know every time.]
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anyway, lup giggles when jason makes his joke, and then elbows him roughly. stop, don't embarrass him, god. she goes easily enough, settling against cloud. she's mostly naked, still in her underwear - she's the odd one out, though, because she does not have a penis, which is a sentence.
lup steals a kiss from cloud, trying to make sure he's not too terribly flustered, gently petting his side. she doesn't really want to move to take off the like, flimsy piece of fabric that's still in the way when she has two naked men in front of and behind her, wildly enough.]
You know, it would be so easy to turn the bullying back on him. [lup murmurs to cloud between kisses, glancing over her shoulder at jason with a grin. she wiggles a little, which probably means she not only rubs up against cloud but serves as a bit of a taunt for jason.]
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which is to say he is terribly flustered, but he is also mollified by kissing, and he tries to relax because this is how he interacts with them in general. teasing and such. he's only uncomfortable because he's naked and has no idea what he's doing. which is a kind of vulnerable he is not used to, so he hates it, thanks.
kissing and touching is nice and fine. wiggling is also-- very fine. there's a quiet noise of approval that cloud wants to pretend he did not make even though it was stupid quiet. ]
... I'm down for bullying. [ he murmurs it back, belated. he's got both hands around lup's waist to hold her against him and he is pretending he is not looking at jason getting naked.
he is looking. he is seeing. ]
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He is now naked, and Cloud is not alone in the nudity.]
You can try.
[He sounds so cocky for a man who is easily bullied by them in return all the time. When he brings himself back up behind Lup, he uses one hand to yank down her underwear out of the way and the other hand to pop her on the ass as punishment for wiggling sexily in front of him when he's busy. It is not a mean or hard pop, just a playful and stinging one. Then he parks himself flush against her back. Sorry if anything is laying against her or sticking between her thighs. He does not control the direction of the D at this time.]
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It's not like it's hard. [she hums, in response.] Well - yet.
[teehee. and that's about the point where jason just yanks her underwear out of the way and she squeaks, completely startled by both this and the slap on the ass, hello. she unintentionally rocks forward into cloud, and then bursts into giggles because jason's just like, right there and she can't believe this is happening, kind of.
she presses a kiss to cloud's jaw, and then:] If there's any pinning required, it's on you. My strength stat sucks.
[she says this with a breathy little sigh as she rocks back and forth idly - with the way she's sandwiched between them, she's got something hard against her front and back, and she is very spoiled by it.]
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oh no....... he's so fucking bi
he's just as surprised as lup by jason taking off her underwear, and he barely has time to react to that before he slaps her ass and she's rocking up into him. okay. okay, okay, okay. they all imagined that little quiet moan from cloud, or the way he fails to duck his head before lup's kissing his jaw. ]
What... What would I be pinning, exactly? [ jason, dumbass, but he's very distracted by lup naked and rocking on top of him and jason naked behind her, and this is actually kind of super overwhelming as far as first times go. just for reference. this is a lot. ]
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Cloud is so cute and green, and it's unfortunate he is stuck with two people who would bully him lovingly about this.] She's saying she would be turned on if we wrestled. [This is not what she is saying, but this isn't untrue.
He slides his hands up both of Lup's sides, then around front to put them over both her breasts. But he presses her against him and tips back, lifting her off her knees using his chest. And sort of offering her bottom half to Cloud who is right there. He could have grabbed literally any other part of her, but no, it's going to be the titties.]
Take her underwear off for us. [While he holds her up so it can come off the legs.] Guess we should decide how we want to do this. Thoughts?
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Mmm. Depends. Do you want me in the middle? Or do either of you want to be in the middle?
[a hum.] Not to be, uh, crude, but which holes are we filling?
[this makes her giggle, actually. i'm sorry.]
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and then lup is crude and he just hides his face in her neck with a groan that is only 5% interested. the 95% is regret. ]
How the hell did I end up here.
[ HOW IS THIS A CONVERSATION HE IS A PART OF ]