[cloud is saying this as lup is wiggling in jason's lap, preparing to climb over to cloud's. he's probably not even finished speaking before she's crawling onto him, cheerfully.]
This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
Just shut up and enjoy her feeding you and being in your lap.
[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
[ he can enjoy the lap sitting and the kissing (and he does thanks) but the second it's over and he's face with the strawberry he wants to die. this feels so stupid. ]
... Bossy. [ he agrees with the meta text and pretends he isn't looking flustered and a little pouty when he opens his mouth to. let her feed him. this is stupid!!!! he slides a glare over to jason like this is his fault. ]
[cloud gets the same treatment jason did - she feeds him the strawberry, and once he doesn't have food in his mouth, she kisses him, ear flicking. when she pulls away, she licks at her lip absently, very pleased with herself.
she peeks at jason, too. he better be enjoying the show, she thinks.]
[ it tastes even more like faint strawberries now. incredible. cloud is blushing a little like being fed a strawberry and then kissing is scandalous. it has nothing to do with lup looking smug. ]
... Is it out of your system yet?
[ the feeding. the kissing is fine that part does not have to be out of the system. he doesn't even look at jason's stupid smug look he hates him ]
[He is still looking and smirking, so clearly he is enjoying it, yes. Slowly, he puts a grape between his lips and teeth, but he doesn't try eating it.
Instead, he smooths a hand up Lup's back to give himself some support as he leans over to smooch Cloud on the mouth. With the grape! He passes it over with his tongue, then pulls away so neither of them are, like, kissing while eating or anything.
[ he was pointedly ignoring Jason so the kiss and the sudden grape are a surprise both, and he looks so baffled after it, still holding the grape in his mouth, it is probably more funny than anything else.
...eventually he chews his grape ]
What the hell. [ he doesn't even know how to react from Jason feeding him like a mother bird. ] I've had worse things from you in my mouth, but this is still weird.
[ he is trying to fight his embarrassment with being a crude asshole. this is partially to also tell himself why is he embarrassed. they've done so much worse. it's just stupid. ]
[Regardless of Cloud's reaction, he still looks somewhat smug at having passed a stupid grape into Cloud's mouth. The surprise Cloud has is what gets him, but it's the fluster that makes him stay so to speak.]
You weren't complaining about them being so bad when you had them in your mouth.
[He glances at Lup. See what he has to put up with all the time? A grump.]
[she giggles so hard she snorts, which just makes her laugh harder, and she just like, presses her face against cloud's chest for a second to compose herself.
and then, muffled:] You really can't one hit K.O. me like that! Jesus.
[she reaches for jason to pull him a little closer, running her fingers through his hair.]
Tell me more about the things you've had in your mouth. [this is teasing she doesn't expect a real answer here]
[ he lets lup laugh and drag jason closer, because it means cloud can elbow him on the side while she pets him. duality. he has no comeback to it because it's unfortunately true, but it still deserves something, so elbow it is. ]
You were there for most of it. [ to lup, dry. what is he going to do. describe it. no. ]
[Now Lup knew she wasn't going to get sexy talk out of Cloud. He naturally swings his own elbow back out at Cloud. They are going to clack elbows again and it will be stupid.
He can't retaliate too much because his head is bent over to get more of the fingers. Sometimes, you like the erogenous zone.]
Between the two of us, he's had a lot in his mouth. Still full of sass somehow, though.
Somehow. Always with the snarky comments. [she says dramatically.] -- Will the two of you stop trying to beat each other up for five seconds? It's like watching you pull each other's pigtails. Sheesh.
[tugs jason's hair, and then to cloud:] Anyway. Not convinced, huh?
[ hello??? also they do absolutely clash elbows and cloud winces like an idiot, shaking his entire arm out. funny bone. nooo. he can't defend that they are not beating each other up now because they truly are morons ]
... Not... [ what? oh. ] Of course I'm not convinced. It's not romantic just because you guys kiss me at the same time.
[ it just means they are needy bitches. and he knows and accepts this. ]
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This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
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You could reach me just fine from Jason's lap. [ she kissed him two seconds ago!!! ]
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[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
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and then she reaches to grab a strawberry for cloud, too, copying what she did before with jason.]
Open. [bossy.......]
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... Bossy. [ he agrees with the meta text and pretends he isn't looking flustered and a little pouty when he opens his mouth to. let her feed him. this is stupid!!!! he slides a glare over to jason like this is his fault. ]
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slides a grape between his closed lips and grins without teeth, pleased and smug.]
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[cloud gets the same treatment jason did - she feeds him the strawberry, and once he doesn't have food in his mouth, she kisses him, ear flicking. when she pulls away, she licks at her lip absently, very pleased with herself.
she peeks at jason, too. he better be enjoying the show, she thinks.]
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... Is it out of your system yet?
[ the feeding. the kissing is fine that part does not have to be out of the system. he doesn't even look at jason's stupid smug look he hates him ]
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Instead, he smooths a hand up Lup's back to give himself some support as he leans over to smooch Cloud on the mouth. With the grape! He passes it over with his tongue, then pulls away so neither of them are, like, kissing while eating or anything.
Only the sexy eating.]
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the feeding is out of her system mostly but she's not going to stop jason from being a bully]
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...eventually he chews his grape ]
What the hell. [ he doesn't even know how to react from Jason feeding him like a mother bird. ] I've had worse things from you in my mouth, but this is still weird.
[ he is trying to fight his embarrassment with being a crude asshole. this is partially to also tell himself why is he embarrassed. they've done so much worse. it's just stupid. ]
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You weren't complaining about them being so bad when you had them in your mouth.
[He glances at Lup. See what he has to put up with all the time? A grump.]
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and then, muffled:] You really can't one hit K.O. me like that! Jesus.
[she reaches for jason to pull him a little closer, running her fingers through his hair.]
Tell me more about the things you've had in your mouth. [this is teasing she doesn't expect a real answer here]
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You were there for most of it. [ to lup, dry. what is he going to do. describe it. no. ]
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He can't retaliate too much because his head is bent over to get more of the fingers. Sometimes, you like the erogenous zone.]
Between the two of us, he's had a lot in his mouth. Still full of sass somehow, though.
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Somehow. Always with the snarky comments. [she says dramatically.] -- Will the two of you stop trying to beat each other up for five seconds? It's like watching you pull each other's pigtails. Sheesh.
[tugs jason's hair, and then to cloud:] Anyway. Not convinced, huh?
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[ hello??? also they do absolutely clash elbows and cloud winces like an idiot, shaking his entire arm out. funny bone. nooo. he can't defend that they are not beating each other up now because they truly are morons ]
... Not... [ what? oh. ] Of course I'm not convinced. It's not romantic just because you guys kiss me at the same time.
[ it just means they are needy bitches. and he knows and accepts this. ]
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[Hair tugged immediately in the haze of having the funny bone sort of hit.]
It’s how we say we love each other.
[All the elbow jabbing and punching. He turns his head a bit to glance at Cloud.]
Okay, big shot. What do you think is romantic then?
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and he gestures at the entire picnic like hello? henwo.
the entire setting is very romance he doesn't get why they are making hand feeding a thing ]