Hey. [He sounds grumpily offended, but not angry.] I'm not the one who got beat to hell, then kicked the bucket, and then sat up on the autopsy table, alright?
If they should be annoyed with anyone, it should be you. [Muttering:] My attitude is fine. [IT'S NOT FINE.] They love me.
[ jason keeps mentioning it so cloud is Starting to wonder... if jason... was upset by his death...? no that's clearly silly. anyway he pats his shoulder ]
They were too busy being annoyed at the guy who tried to stab 'em to be mad at me. Least that means you're probably off the hook, too. [ he thinks jason angrily muttering is kind of funny. sorry about that. but he goes back to being a little more business ] Harrowhark says the tasks can take a while, so trying to split it up between two of us might not be a bad idea if we wanna request something more intense than the room service.
That's true. You think they'd split it, though, or force us to double up? We already don't get paid enough as it is; it's our luck they'd add more weight. But it wouldn't hurt to ask, I guess.
Aquarius said room service is room service and deals are deals. If we make a deal, it has to be related to this place's entertainment. So, like... murder, obviously. You know what you'd have in mind?
We'll see. No one's tried it yet as far as I know, so I guess we'll have to be the guinea pigs.
[ the murder makes cloud frown again ]
Pretty sure I'm all tapped out murder-wise. [ And then, on Sunday, ] I don't know. If the deal is for answers, then it's a matter of finding out how much that'd cost first. Right? There's no saying we have to offer an exchange ourselves. Just see if it's something we're willing to do. Or if it's even worth it.
[Cloud says this and falls right back into murder.]
Yeah. I assume it's a negotiation, and I assume it isn't going to be in our favor. But we'd all have to probably shake on it. When I talked to Aquarius about it, they really seemed like they wanted me to consider it before doing it. So I don't think anything is wrong with talking to whoever of the staff we think would give us a better deal.
Depends on what we want to ask for. And how to relate that to murder, but, like, in our benefit. Good luck to us.
Only ever had to barter for my own paycheck. This sounds like it'll be a lot more complicated. [ but he doesn't sound like he is backing down, leaning his elbow on the table so he can rest his chin in his hand ] Aquarius seems like not a bad one for deals. Some of them are a lot more... intense than others.
[ he pauses like he's not sure why he censored himself for jason of all people so he clarifies; ]
A lot more batshit. I don't know most of them that well [ because i was so fucking busy this week with a murder and cyoa ], so I can't say for sure who'd be the best. How many have you talked to so far?
[He looks exactly like he's weirded out by Cloud censoring himself, but then laughs when it's corrected.]
You can just say Virgo. [That isn't the only one, but it's the most obvious one.] I think I've talked to all of them at least once, but some not extensively. We'd probably have to figure out what we'd want to try first. If it's something crazy, maybe someone like Virgo would be best. Aquarius said you have to sell it.
If it's batshit enough of an idea, wouldn't the best person to cut a deal with be someone batshit? Aquarius is pretty sensible. Kind of wary, I think. Aquila is a pain in my damn ass, but if you want to make a joke of the deal, they'd be the perfect choice. Orion seems somewhat reasonable. Gemini tried to be sassy but was kind of guarded? They were the one who wouldn't come off any details when I questioned them about this being their first rodeo. But they did offer where to find a library, so they can be nice.
Virgo is hilarious, but completely unhinged, obviously. Easy to bully. Lepus seems like a dangerous asshole. More serious than Gemini and in the "don't bother me" department. Cetus is... Cetus wouldn't be bad. They don't talk a lot, but they seem reasonable? I guess. I only talked to Vulpecula once on the phone. When all of you started coming back from wherever. They seem to always be trying to get Lepus to lighten up, though.
[ honestly it is kind of extremely impressive to hear jason go down that list in his descriptions when cloud has not talked with that much of the staff yet or really analyzed them in any kind of way, because. that is not something he does much. he is so bad at people. he is not a bat. ]
... Sounds like you talked to all of them plenty to me. [ he pauses ] I've talked to Vulpecula a little. They're the ones who handed me my contract and mentioned it was possible to get in the first place when I asked. They seemed... nice?
[ again, the tone of someone who doesn't know shit about analyzing people. vulpecula was nice to him so he's fine with it. i hope they are secretly evil ]
You think it's one of those things were... if you came to them at the right time, they'd mention them? Since other groups had a schedule for these sorts of things, apparently.
[ the realm sort of had a schedule but it was at random and horrible just to make sure you guys suffered ]
Probably? I don't think any of us could remember much about the contract, but they kept saying we'd signed it when we'd ask questions. So naturally, we'd be curious to see it. They were likely banking on that.
...Probably. Didn't you tell me they wouldn't give out hints for free? That just means we have to be annoying by questioning them about literally everything.
I wouldn't count on it. My luck's been too shitty in this place to hope for that much. [ and then sunday it gets worse. it's fine. ] But we've got no choice but to keep annoying them until we get results. Not like we've got any other clue right now.
Hey, I don't know if I would call coming back to life shitty. [Thinks about himself waking up in a coffin. Looks at Cloud.] Actually, nevermind. I can vouch it's shitty.
Now we match. Twinning.
[(cloud voice) joy]
If the staff don't know anything about it, maybe we have to see if the rest of it turns up somewhere.
You're the one who keeps blaming me for getting swept up and then murdered. I'm just warning you. You get stuck in one, I'm never letting you hear the end of it.
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If they should be annoyed with anyone, it should be you. [Muttering:] My attitude is fine. [IT'S NOT FINE.] They love me.
[They do not.]
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They were too busy being annoyed at the guy who tried to stab 'em to be mad at me. Least that means you're probably off the hook, too. [ he thinks jason angrily muttering is kind of funny. sorry about that. but he goes back to being a little more business ] Harrowhark says the tasks can take a while, so trying to split it up between two of us might not be a bad idea if we wanna request something more intense than the room service.
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That's true. You think they'd split it, though, or force us to double up? We already don't get paid enough as it is; it's our luck they'd add more weight. But it wouldn't hurt to ask, I guess.
Aquarius said room service is room service and deals are deals. If we make a deal, it has to be related to this place's entertainment. So, like... murder, obviously. You know what you'd have in mind?
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[ the murder makes cloud frown again ]
Pretty sure I'm all tapped out murder-wise. [ And then, on Sunday, ] I don't know. If the deal is for answers, then it's a matter of finding out how much that'd cost first. Right? There's no saying we have to offer an exchange ourselves. Just see if it's something we're willing to do. Or if it's even worth it.
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[Cloud says this and falls right back into murder.]
Yeah. I assume it's a negotiation, and I assume it isn't going to be in our favor. But we'd all have to probably shake on it. When I talked to Aquarius about it, they really seemed like they wanted me to consider it before doing it. So I don't think anything is wrong with talking to whoever of the staff we think would give us a better deal.
Depends on what we want to ask for. And how to relate that to murder, but, like, in our benefit. Good luck to us.
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[ he pauses like he's not sure why he censored himself for jason of all people so he clarifies; ]
A lot more batshit. I don't know most of them that well [ because i was so fucking busy this week with a murder and cyoa ], so I can't say for sure who'd be the best. How many have you talked to so far?
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You can just say Virgo. [That isn't the only one, but it's the most obvious one.] I think I've talked to all of them at least once, but some not extensively. We'd probably have to figure out what we'd want to try first. If it's something crazy, maybe someone like Virgo would be best. Aquarius said you have to sell it.
If it's batshit enough of an idea, wouldn't the best person to cut a deal with be someone batshit? Aquarius is pretty sensible. Kind of wary, I think. Aquila is a pain in my damn ass, but if you want to make a joke of the deal, they'd be the perfect choice. Orion seems somewhat reasonable. Gemini tried to be sassy but was kind of guarded? They were the one who wouldn't come off any details when I questioned them about this being their first rodeo. But they did offer where to find a library, so they can be nice.
Virgo is hilarious, but completely unhinged, obviously. Easy to bully. Lepus seems like a dangerous asshole. More serious than Gemini and in the "don't bother me" department. Cetus is... Cetus wouldn't be bad. They don't talk a lot, but they seem reasonable? I guess. I only talked to Vulpecula once on the phone. When all of you started coming back from wherever. They seem to always be trying to get Lepus to lighten up, though.
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... Sounds like you talked to all of them plenty to me. [ he pauses ] I've talked to Vulpecula a little. They're the ones who handed me my contract and mentioned it was possible to get in the first place when I asked. They seemed... nice?
[ again, the tone of someone who doesn't know shit about analyzing people. vulpecula was nice to him so he's fine with it. i hope they are secretly evil ]
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I got mine from Cetus. They're very to the point. They're the ones who mentioned the contract to me.
[Jason looks, like, humorously skeptical? I hope they are evil also.]
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[ the realm sort of had a schedule but it was at random and horrible just to make sure you guys suffered ]
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Probably? I don't think any of us could remember much about the contract, but they kept saying we'd signed it when we'd ask questions. So naturally, we'd be curious to see it. They were likely banking on that.
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[He sighs.]
Maybe they won't be so vague now.
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[ a beat ]
I'm not counting that hangman.
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Now we match. Twinning.
[(cloud voice) joy]
If the staff don't know anything about it, maybe we have to see if the rest of it turns up somewhere.
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[ but he's clearly joking. also anna. go to bed. ]
If the rest of it turns up anywhere, it'll be on another one of those deadly excursions next week. So let's hope some of the staff knows.
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Hey. [He does not sound riled up.] Don’t blame me.
[Blame him, he has middle child syndrome.]
Let’s hope, but I’m the pessimist here, so I’m going to say that we’ll probably get more answers going on some kind of adventure.
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[ he says it knowing very well Jason has no say in the matter ]
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Sure. I'll try not to mysterious get swept away to a second murder hotel, as if the first one isn't annoying enough.
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You're the one who keeps blaming me for getting swept up and then murdered. I'm just warning you. You get stuck in one, I'm never letting you hear the end of it.
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[JASON KEEPS GETTING BULLIED.]
Just make sure at least one person has a first aid kit if about four of us come stumbling back out.
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[ he shouldn't sound so mildly amused. ]
I was thinking of buying one myself. Haven't done much first aid, but I owe Estelle and Shinobu both.
[ and Sylvain but he's ignoring that one until later ]
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I considered it before I bought the dice. But I wasn't sure if they'd run out. I guess it wouldn't matter if I had one hoarded, but...
[TSUNDERE SHRUG.]
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[ Jason mentioned it in trial but please don't expect him to remember anything from that. ]
What do they do, anyway?
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[Ah yes, the first generations of murdergames.]
I give 'em a roll, and they let parry a simple attack.
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