[It takes a minute or so for him to get to Cloud's room. It'd be funny if Cloud wasn't even there, but Jason just assumes Cloud is using the room typewriter and not one somewhere else.
He actually knocks. Not that he can just bust up in there or anything anyway.]
[ cloud opens the door! and steps out immediately. no peaking into his extremely boring room for jason today. mostly because i am too lazy to go find the copy paste he's not trying to be private ]
Gonna tell me why you need your flask filled so bad?
Look. I know what you're thinking. [Jason Todd is standing outside Cloud's door in the hallway with the damn flask held in his hand like he's going to his neighbors to ask for sugar or something.] I'm not an alcoholic.
[That's Cloud and some other people here maybe.]
I was going to fill it up to have something for antiseptic if shit hit the fan. [...] But the hotel won't give it to me because I'm twenty.
[ cloud isn't an alcoholic he just fakes it for the views. also you get no room lore and i get no notifs, it's fine. ]
... What's being twenty have to do with it...?
[ i have no idea how old the drinking age is in ff7 because tifa is twenty and owns a damn bar, i have to assume there are no laws in midgar. but cloud jut shrugs it off because oh well!! weird murder game stuff!! ]
The hell if I know. Maybe the legal drinking age is twenty-one like back home.
[TCH!!!!
He shoves the flask directly into Cloud's chest irritably. CLOUD IS NOT FUNNY! HE IS THE ONE WITH THE BAD JOKES HERE.] Just go fill the damn thing up. [HE ISN'T A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
I'm only one year younger than you anyway, asshole.
[ he thinks it's very funny, thanks. but he'll grab the flask and lead jason to the bar! where he easily fills it up! because he is a legal adult, unlike jason. hilarious.
anyway he will be nice and move on from making fun of jason for being legally a baby, for now. ]
[Had planned to make Jason stay behind because he's sore and is paranoid they won't refill the flask with him there, but I'm being dragged along which is better.
So now Jason has to stand there like a baby idiot and wait on Cloud to get him ALCOHOL. DON'T THEY KNOW HE IS A KILLER? HE HAS KILLED! HE IS AN ADULT! HE HAS A BUNCH OF GUNS AND STUFF!!!!!!! He is like >:\ as Cloud comes back.]
Have to be. You can thank my mentor's butler.
[Mostly Bruce, too, but he isn't giving Bruce any credit.]
[Alfred was also his butler in a way, but he is just offended Cloud is lumping him in with really socialites and old money. Tch.
He takes the flask and tucks it into the inside pocket of his jacket.]
Magic. [Sorry, he's a Bat. The idea of them being around magic and still being like MAGIC :\ is so funny.] Sorry, we can't all be high fantasy. You break a leg, about three medical professionals are probably going to be setting it while you hope to God they knock you out first.
The butler had to put up with my mentor since he was born, so first aid was the least of the worries.
[ the only one who accepts magic is truly dick and i think it says a lot it's the circus brat. anyway, cloud shrugs because mako is magic what the hell is he supposed to say to it. ]
We've got that too. Regular doctors. [ and mad scientist doctors. he does not share that. ] Just easier to send out a cure spell when you're out on the field.
[ or make someone else send it out because you equipped it on barret despite his shitty magic stat. he raises a judgmental eyebrow ]
The doctor's a family heirloom, too? [ Fuckin Rich People ]
[dick betraying him at every turn. damn circus kids.]
Yeah. Worked for his parents. [I'm too lazy to double-check whether or not Alfred is dead from where I took Jason, I don't think so, but since I love Alfred with my whole entire being, I'm making him alive anyway. I refuse.] Ol' pops was a surgeon.
Also, this isn't a bad segway at all, even though he is somewhat reluctant to link a very, like, normalish sounding mentor with the cape crusading vigilante. Fucking thanks AMA. Their SECRETS.
[I hated reading this. Leave me alone. I don’t want that to be the judge of my brand if boys but it is.]
…
[He looks EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED and closes his eyes. Like he has to take a minute to come to terms with what he will say. When he opens his eyes, the are rolled toward the ceiling.]
…It’s a Robin outfit. Like the bird. Red, yellow, and green.
[He does not say he had little shorty-shorts because even though he wants to dunk Bruce, he’s be collateral for Cloud.]
[There is no explaining any of the outfits. Jason has no excuse for this, only the unfortunate declaration he ran around in a red, yellow, and green uniform at the side of a dude dressed as a bat. At least Cloud is prepared now for potentially seeing it in the future, so he won't bust a gut laughing in shock.
When Jason says it all like this, it truly does seem embarrassing and idiotic. Like, he knew that already in a way, but simply accepted it. And everyone is terrified of Batman, so it never holds the same level of humility there that it does... uh... out of context.
He opens his mouth like he might ACTUALLY take up for Bruce, but then quickly shuts his mouth again.]
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w0, thurs morning
I need you to be a pal and do me a favor.
I need you to take my flask to the bar and try to put vodka in it. Don't ask.
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Alright. Where?
[ does Jason want to come give it or are they meeting at the bar. yeah that's the only question. he's intrigued. ]
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Hang on.
[It takes a minute or so for him to get to Cloud's room. It'd be funny if Cloud wasn't even there, but Jason just assumes Cloud is using the room typewriter and not one somewhere else.
He actually knocks. Not that he can just bust up in there or anything anyway.]
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Gonna tell me why you need your flask filled so bad?
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Look. I know what you're thinking. [Jason Todd is standing outside Cloud's door in the hallway with the damn flask held in his hand like he's going to his neighbors to ask for sugar or something.] I'm not an alcoholic.
[That's Cloud and some other people here maybe.]
I was going to fill it up to have something for antiseptic if shit hit the fan. [...] But the hotel won't give it to me because I'm twenty.
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... What's being twenty have to do with it...?
[ i have no idea how old the drinking age is in ff7 because tifa is twenty and owns a damn bar, i have to assume there are no laws in midgar. but cloud jut shrugs it off because oh well!! weird murder game stuff!! ]
Sure. I'll fill it up for you. [ a BEAT ] Kid.
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[TCH!!!!
He shoves the flask directly into Cloud's chest irritably. CLOUD IS NOT FUNNY! HE IS THE ONE WITH THE BAD JOKES HERE.] Just go fill the damn thing up. [HE ISN'T A KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
I'm only one year younger than you anyway, asshole.
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[ he thinks it's very funny, thanks. but he'll grab the flask and lead jason to the bar! where he easily fills it up! because he is a legal adult, unlike jason. hilarious.
anyway he will be nice and move on from making fun of jason for being legally a baby, for now. ]
You good with first aid stuff, then?
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[Had planned to make Jason stay behind because he's sore and is paranoid they won't refill the flask with him there, but I'm being dragged along which is better.
So now Jason has to stand there like a baby idiot and wait on Cloud to get him ALCOHOL. DON'T THEY KNOW HE IS A KILLER? HE HAS KILLED! HE IS AN ADULT! HE HAS A BUNCH OF GUNS AND STUFF!!!!!!! He is like >:\ as Cloud comes back.]
Have to be. You can thank my mentor's butler.
[Mostly Bruce, too, but he isn't giving Bruce any credit.]
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[ no wonder jason is listed as baby! but he'll give the flask back despite his incredulous judgment ]
There's healing magic back home, so regular First Aid isn't really taught that much. ...Especially not by butlers.
[ Rich People ]
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[Alfred was also his butler in a way, but he is just offended Cloud is lumping him in with really socialites and old money. Tch.
He takes the flask and tucks it into the inside pocket of his jacket.]
Magic. [Sorry, he's a Bat. The idea of them being around magic and still being like MAGIC :\ is so funny.] Sorry, we can't all be high fantasy. You break a leg, about three medical professionals are probably going to be setting it while you hope to God they knock you out first.
The butler had to put up with my mentor since he was born, so first aid was the least of the worries.
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We've got that too. Regular doctors. [ and mad scientist doctors. he does not share that. ] Just easier to send out a cure spell when you're out on the field.
[ or make someone else send it out because you equipped it on barret despite his shitty magic stat. he raises a judgmental eyebrow ]
The doctor's a family heirloom, too? [ Fuckin Rich People ]
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[dick betraying him at every turn. damn circus kids.]
Yeah. Worked for his parents. [I'm too lazy to double-check whether or not Alfred is dead from where I took Jason, I don't think so, but since I love Alfred with my whole entire being, I'm making him alive anyway. I refuse.] Ol' pops was a surgeon.
[Har har. Rich people...]
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... So the guy is rich, has a butler inherited from his parents, adopts a bunch of kids, and fights crime without killing people?
[ TELL HIM ABOUT DRESSING UP LIKE A BAT NEXT SO HE CAN JUDGE MORE ]
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Also, this isn't a bad segway at all, even though he is somewhat reluctant to link a very, like, normalish sounding mentor with the cape crusading vigilante. Fucking thanks AMA. Their SECRETS.
Imagine if it was this easy in Gotham.]
...Yeah. He dresses like a bat.
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... Like a bat.
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[THE JUDGEMENT DOESN'T SEEM TO BOTHER JASON AT ALL. But also he's electing to completely ignore the fact he also dresses up in something stupid.]
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[ not that baseball bat would be better, but both options are so dumb. show him the fucking bucket helmet jay ]
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[He's thinking about Bruce dressing up as a baseball bat.......... Almost as bad. Maybe worse actually.]
Because they instill fear. His words, not mine.
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[ everyone does cloud ]
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[No one in this family is any better, but Jason won’t say this.]
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At least you know. [ ... ] He make you dress up in a little baby bat suit too?
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…
[He looks EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED and closes his eyes. Like he has to take a minute to come to terms with what he will say. When he opens his eyes, the are rolled toward the ceiling.]
…It’s a Robin outfit. Like the bird. Red, yellow, and green.
[He does not say he had little shorty-shorts because even though he wants to dunk Bruce, he’s be collateral for Cloud.]
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... Wow.
[ cloud is judging bruce Wayne for the rest of his life and not Jason, at least. me a robin Stan: I can explain ]
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When Jason says it all like this, it truly does seem embarrassing and idiotic. Like, he knew that already in a way, but simply accepted it. And everyone is terrified of Batman, so it never holds the same level of humility there that it does... uh... out of context.
He opens his mouth like he might ACTUALLY take up for Bruce, but then quickly shuts his mouth again.]
Look. It could be worse.
[Like the shorty-shorts he refuses to mention.]
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