[ i accept pirate jason, i hope he is cursed to be a pirate for a week u_U
he just laughs ] Ha! I'd do the deed myself.
[ estelle is safe from the likes of him and his Whore Behavior... ]
Oh, yikes. Do I even wanna know what happened with you two? I mean, I don't think he's that bad [ because yjh is also felix-adjacent ], but uh. Yeah...
[ oh... he is making a face again. he has made so many faces this week and shall continue to make more faces ]
Damn. I thought I had it bad... Honestly if I had to pick, I might go with the violent, gory, and terrible death all over again. [ anything but childhood trauma? ]
...Y'know, me neither. I'll pretend I didn't just hear that.
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he just laughs ] Ha! I'd do the deed myself.
[ estelle is safe from the likes of him and his Whore Behavior... ]
Oh, yikes. Do I even wanna know what happened with you two? I mean, I don't think he's that bad [ because yjh is also felix-adjacent ], but uh. Yeah...
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Probably about as awful as your adventure, I imagine. Saw Satan. He tormented me with a little childhood trauma. That's always fun.
[He shrugs a bit.]
Yoo had some weird tentacles in a door, but I didn't ask. Not sure I want to know actually.
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Damn. I thought I had it bad... Honestly if I had to pick, I might go with the violent, gory, and terrible death all over again. [ anything but childhood trauma? ]
...Y'know, me neither. I'll pretend I didn't just hear that.
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Violent and gory death, huh? Do I even want to ask about it? This place sure loves to beat us up while we’re down.
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See, your encouragement to recount old horrors has already made me feel so much better about gun lecturing.