sylvain

[unrecked]

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[unrecked]

You getting shot was an accident.

[It isn't even if a question, but it kind of it. He sighs laboriously.]

Just tell me what happened. If you start zoning out on me like Yoo and Dimitri, I'm going to lose it.

[philandery]

It's not like that.

[ uh, not that this sounds any less sane? ] We were sent someplace where we had to hunt demons.

...Unfortunately, most of us were possessed in the process. Not for very long, but, well.

[ long enough to get shot. ]

[unrecked]

[This sounds less sane, yeah. Luckily! for Sylvain! Batverse comics are full of so much bullshit, he simply accepts this.]

Sylvain. [Judging.] How were you expected to hunt demons while possessed? What was the point exactly? Profession?

[philandery]

It's all kinda hazy now, but. We were students in a school, for exorcism. And we were sent on different missions to eradicate demons, as a team.

Got the job done for the most part, but one of the demons was able to make us turn on each other.

[unrecked]

This explains everything and nothing.

[A school for exorcism... Jujutsu...]

Not great. [He hates it, thanks.] How'd you get back? Getting rid of the demon, or getting rid of yourselves?

[philandery]

It barely made any sense to me, either.

Uh. [ ............. ] Neither, really. The headmaster saved our skins from the last demon we faced. Was giving us some kinda lecture when we were suddenly sent back to the costume closet. I think... there were helicopters after us?

[ it hurt my brain so much to write this ]

[unrecked]

[He will simply.........have to accept this wild ass explanation. Honestly? After listening to Yoo? It's about the same.]

...I'm not going to ask actually. [Why.] You're back, at least. Did anything screw with your brain?

Besides the entire thing in general.

[philandery]

[ they're going thru it ]

Not that I'm aware of... Other than this crazy experience I'm pretty sure my head's still on straight.

...Unless you're a figment of my imagination. You'd be a very convincing one if you were.

[unrecked]

Hopefully you made me way more attractive than I actually am since you failed to keep me from still having a shitty attitude.

[He's self aware! He gives Sylvain a pat on the shoulder.]

You ever been through one of those before?

[philandery]

Haha... Nobody's perfect.

[ he shakes his head ]

First time. And hopefully the last... Just glad to make it out in one piece.

[unrecked]

[Sylvain. Don’t excuse him.]

Hopefully the last. Don’t feel bad, I haven’t ever been on one either. Waiting for my crappy lottery turn.

[philandery]

[ he's just statin' facts ]

Don't jinx yourself, now.

[ preparing to catch jason todd in his arms thursday w3 u_U ]