[it looks very strange to him, but he's chalking that up to the fact that he still isn't familiar with designs from this time period. he glances over everything, but it's the symbol in the moon that really grabs his attention. he tilts his head and gestures towards it.]
[He never thought he'd have fun dunking on Bruce to someone who doesn't know who the hell Batman is. He feels a bit bad because Rupert just puts up with his bullshit all the time.
So he waves a hand dismissively.]
I'm fucking with you. It's a man, not a monster. He dresses up in an outfit that looks kind of like a bat, and, yeah, he stops criminals and bad guys. He wants them to think of him like a monster, though. It scares them.
The signal is what the police commissioner uses to call him.
[sometimes you are stupid and just accept things. there have been weirder things than a bat and man hybrid, probably. but he squints at this explanation.]
Sounds weird. Is he the only one stopping criminals? Or do they only call him when there's a really serious problem?
[Yeah. Like a psychotic clown. Or a man who thinks he's a penguin. Or a guy with two halves of a face. It's fine.]
No, no magic. Batman would loathe to hear you say that, too. He hates magic. [Jason also doesn't much care for magic. It's a Bat thing.] They're capable because they're well-trained.
And they also have a lot of gadgets.
[He'd say they have a lot of money, but maybe that is too on the nose and would give Bruce away. "Rupert doesn't know who the fuck Bruce is." Still.]
Acting like this is sooo begrudging, he meanders over to the desk to sit down, pull the piece of paper and pen the hotel gave them down. He doesn't want to waste his paper on drawing pointless (to him) stuff, so he uses one corner on the backside.
He does the Batmobile first. It looks like this. Jason isn't a master artist, but he actually draws decently well?
[He looks at what he drew. Like. Okay. He'll give a quarter of that to Rupert. The Batmobile kind of has a train-ish shape. Sort of.] It's a car. [He wants to say "so close," but it is not close.]
It doesn't run on any rails. Batman drives it. How about this one?
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What's that?
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He follows Rupert's glance, already assuming he knows what it is based on the window itself being the key feature.]
Bat Signal. It brings out the Batman.
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Batman... Is that some kind of monster? Sounds creepy.
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You could say that technically, I guess. [IT ISN'T.... untrue. Sorta.] He comes out at night to stop criminals.
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Wait... So he's a good monster, then? If he stops criminals.
[this lore...]
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So he waves a hand dismissively.]
I'm fucking with you. It's a man, not a monster. He dresses up in an outfit that looks kind of like a bat, and, yeah, he stops criminals and bad guys. He wants them to think of him like a monster, though. It scares them.
The signal is what the police commissioner uses to call him.
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Sounds weird. Is he the only one stopping criminals? Or do they only call him when there's a really serious problem?
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He cleans up the small stuff sometimes, but lets the police handle those. He mostly deals with the bigger problems. The really dangerous bad guys.
[...]
No, it isn't just him. He prefers to work alone, but he has other people helping him. Robin, Nightwing, Batwoman, a bunch of others.
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[looking a little impressed! but he still seems curious as he continues.]
What makes them more capable than anyone else? I mean, do they have some kind of magic, or are they just a really good team...?
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No, no magic. Batman would loathe to hear you say that, too. He hates magic. [Jason also doesn't much care for magic. It's a Bat thing.] They're capable because they're well-trained.
And they also have a lot of gadgets.
[He'd say they have a lot of money, but maybe that is too on the nose and would give Bruce away. "Rupert doesn't know who the fuck Bruce is." Still.]
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[the height of technology, in his very limited experience.]
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[(bruce, in an annoyed voice) SCIENCE!]
Kind of. A little more advanced and a little more militaristic. Thermal radars, jets, the Batmobile, trackers. Things like that.
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[spoken like someone from a fantasy bullshit world!! anyways. his face makes it clear he understands 0/4 of those things.]
I... see.
[he absolutely doesn't.]
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[Royce didn’t understand a lot of the shit he said either.]
Don’t worry about it.
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[a little self consciously, but he perks up as he continues on.]
But if you wanted to tell me what they are, I bet I'd think they're really cool!
[nerd.]
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I don't know if you'd understand even if I told you what they were. But I could maybe draw them. I'm not an artist.
[I'm a murderer.]
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[can't wait until he draws them and rupert continues to obnoxiously ask what they do.]
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Acting like this is sooo begrudging, he meanders over to the desk to sit down, pull the piece of paper and pen the hotel gave them down. He doesn't want to waste his paper on drawing pointless (to him) stuff, so he uses one corner on the backside.
He does the Batmobile first. It looks like this. Jason isn't a master artist, but he actually draws decently well?
Bats.]
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[swing and a miss!!]
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[He looks at what he drew. Like. Okay. He'll give a quarter of that to Rupert. The Batmobile kind of has a train-ish shape. Sort of.] It's a car. [He wants to say "so close," but it is not close.]
It doesn't run on any rails. Batman drives it. How about this one?
[He will doodle...a jet. The bat jet.]
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[tilting his head, and then kind of making a face.]
I've been on one of those once, but I didn't get to hear what it was called.
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[HELP.
He glances up.] A jet. Well, a plane, but this is specifically a jet. [He draws, like, the approximation of a thermal radar. Kind of hard to show.]
This is a radar that shows you body temperature.
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[the future is cool!! he squints at the thermal radar, though.]
What's the point of that?
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[>:)]
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...Okay then! What's the next one?
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