threesome "stop saying it like that" a threesome

[unrecked]

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[skyagain]

How am I the one being weird when you're saying shit like that with a straight face?

[unrecked]

I'm not, wow. I'm saying there is literally a lot of me, but my pillowness is scorned because I don't have pretty-boy blonde hair and--

Wait, I do have blue eyes, though.

[skyagain]

You're scorned because you moved off the bed when she was getting settled, jackass, not...

[ should he point out Jason keeps implying he is pretty. that's weird jae. ]

[unrecked]

[stop, he calls yuri pretty boy all the time IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!!!!!]

We can ask her when she wakes up. Innnn... [Looks at his fake watch in THE DARK.] ...like five or six hours.

[skyagain]

Ask her what? Why she won't use you as a pillow?

[ EXASPERATED go to bed Anna ]

[unrecked]

[no]

Next time, she can put her ass on you.

[implying there is a next time]

[skyagain]

Stop saying that like it's inevitable this'll happen again.

[ ANNA YOUR BED]

[unrecked]

It’s Lup. This is absolutely going to probably happen again. You just won’t know if we’ll be in your room or her room next time.

[Or his again which is hilarious.]

[skyagain]

My bed's not that big.

[ why is this his objection ]

[unrecked]

[why is it]

In that case, you better decide now whether you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon.

[skyagain]

You're the meat, right? You can be the new mattress.

[ BYPASSES ALL SPOONS ]

[unrecked]

Okay, what? Are you both sleeping on top of me, or what?

[cloud SAID he was the mattress when they were discussing how this will happen again]

[skyagain]

I'm thinking the combined weight will be enough to shut you up.

[ it's a joke, jason, stop reading into it ]

[unrecked]

[no, cloud said he was the mattress. too late now.]

Sure. I love being compressed to death like I’m a witch in Salem.

If you want to snuggle me, you can just ask.

[skyagain]

A witch in what?

[ he doesn't understand these references. please. ]

Pretty sure I was talking about smothering you.

[unrecked]

Salem. In ye olde days where I'm from, religious people loved putting stone slabs on top of women they thought were witches. Pretty fucked up.

[About the smothering:]

Not one of my kinks, sorry.

[skyagain]

Do you ever think before saying whatever shit pops through your head?

[unrecked]

Nope. Might be dead one day, you never know, need to say everything that I can now while I've got the chance.

[skyagain]

Fine, but do I have to hear it?

[ deadpan ]

[unrecked]

You're the only other person here that's awake right now. Lup left you to suffer.

[skyagain]

I'm never answering your texts again.

[unrecked]

Oh noooo. Not the only person I have left... who will talk to me because I'm an annoying asshole...!

[dry and dramatic]

[skyagain]

[ immediately gesturing to lup in the dark ]

[unrecked]

She doesn't count, she talks to everyone.

[skyagain]

She'd hit you again if she heard you dismissing her like that. [ he kind of hopes she does. it'd be funny. ]