[WAH. He hunches a shoulder to let the paper bounce off him if it even makes it that far. Maybe Cloud pulled an arm muscle at baseball today.]
I'm only telling Lup what she clearly wants to hear.
[He turns around and heads directly for the light switch, RIP to Lup actually. Since he turns the light off immediately as he gets there without warning or waiting.]
okay, well, look, she's not like... terrified of the dark to the point of not being able to function but it does startle the shit out of her, and there's a slight thud sound as she like, whacks her leg against the bed in a weird way and curses under her breath.
The flashlight has disappeared. He meanders back over to them with the drink, but detours to sit on the bed with Lup and be obnoxious about defiling Cloud’s bed with their presence.]
See. Cloud gets it. I don’t know. Wanted to see if it was normal in this god forsaken place. Maybe my flashlight will scare the shadows away. OoOoOoOo.
That's true, guns are cooler than swords. [be nice. jason comes over to sit down and she instinctively leans right up against him, like a cat. you could also have this, cloud, if you weren't being a stoic final fantasy protag.]
Fair enough. It's about as useful as the shit I've gotten.
[He tries REALLY hard to not be amused by this gun and sword back and forth, but the fact he has to pinch his lips between his teeth for a few seconds is evidence enough. He bumps Lup with his shoulder like he's trying to pathetically scold her.]
The three ticket one...? It didn't come with a note to say it did something?
[He holds his hand out at Cloud, curling the fingers a bit. Bring him the script so he can look at it. Lup can grab Cloud if this happens, but that isn't Jason's MO.]
[CLOSES MY FUCKING EYES AT CLOUD GETTING THIS and also at zia getting a brainwash paper again.
Jason actually looks a little shocked at the description as he takes the script, but he whistles low.] Shit. It's like they want you to get away with murder or something. [He glances the ordinary script over briefly.]
I'll trade you my dice and next ticket for it.
[He says this exactly like he thinks Cloud will refuse. He would hand it back, but Lup is probably going to yank him onto the bed, so I'm preemptively stopping him from doing it.]
[did you buy this paper hoping that it was brainwash paper]
Oh. What the fuck, that's way better than the ones I've gotten! [well. better in a sense. her ear flicks. also, she does, in fact, tug cloud down to sit with them. this is very funny because again, instead of sitting on lup's four person bed, they are on a terrible and small bachelor bed.]
[ no tradesies confirmed? and then he's tugged by lup and he sighs before sitting with them. idk if that ends up with him squeezing himself in the middle or what. it'd be funny if that was it.
ALSO HIS BED IS A NORMAL DOUBLE OK DON'T @ HIM ]
I wanted to see what it did. Didn't expect it to be like that, though.
It's my tag now, so I'm forcing Cloud to get squashed between them in the middle since he'd hate that the most out of any other option. Their middle man now. He does not make much room so Cloud is truly shoved between them shoulder to shoulder.
If Jason hands the script back, he thinks Cloud will try to get up to take it away, so he passes it to Lup behind Cloud's back, tapping her between the shoulders with it.]
That's what I did with the dice and flashlight. Bought it just to see.
[i'm so glad he's smushed in the middle of them. lup shifts to make room, and leans against cloud instead? but then jason taps her with the paper and she immediately takes it and holds it out as far as she can away from cloud, like a brat.]
Yep. Same for the rabbit foot and the skull pin. I can tell you what they do as long as you don't tell anybody else, because the last time I told someone, the person I bought the pin with got all mad at me.
[ he's squeezed between jason's meat and lup cuddling and he makes a noise of mild objection. he lets it happen. but he wants the world to know he objected to it. ]
You ever heard of personal space? [ both of you. they can play keep away if they want cloud wasn't reaching for it right now??? it's just a movie script. it's blank. he has to write it. he is exhausted and it's been five minutes. ] But whatever, sure. Shoot. Don't know why I'd share what any of these do.
[ does he LOOK like a person who shares, i say, with cloud hanging out in the middle ]
[He turns his upper body a bit to the side so he can lean on the palm of his hand behind himself while continuing to look around Cloud at Lup. This forces poor Cloud to get leaned on by Lup and back against his front.
They're doing it! They're cuddling! (no)]
Guess you should tell better people. Like me and Cloud.
[cloud is now assigned meat because he's in the middle.
anyway, cloud doesn't even try to get the paper from her and she pouts before putting it on the floor. fine, now nobody can have it. once she's resettled:]
The rabbit's foot makes my next action incredibly lucky. The skull pin makes me invisible for an hour. [huff.] I still have two tickets, I haven't spent them yet. I want a three-item ticket for myself, mostly, instead of having to share.
[ he's so fucking pressed between them he's just praying to the gods for freedom ]
Well, you guys are great at making me feel better about my single purchase so far. [ he's like damn. lup got ripped off. ] Even if you threw it on the ground.
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Between that and the kissing thing, you're seriously obsessed.
[ GRUMBLING!! AT BOTH OF THEM!! but also looking expectantly at jason because sure, what, ]
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I'm only telling Lup what she clearly wants to hear.
[He turns around and heads directly for the light switch, RIP to Lup actually. Since he turns the light off immediately as he gets there without warning or waiting.]
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okay, well, look, she's not like... terrified of the dark to the point of not being able to function but it does startle the shit out of her, and there's a slight thud sound as she like, whacks her leg against the bed in a weird way and curses under her breath.
she also holds her breath.]
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If you're about to turn on a flashlight, I'm kicking you out.
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And then a flashlight clicks on below his chin to light him up spookily.] Boo. [:)]
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Turn the light back on.
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[ he said he would!!! ]
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Neither of you know how to have fun. At least act enthusiastic about my ticket wasting.
[He points the flashlight directly at Cloud, then directly at Lup. Then it winks out.
The lights come on after a few seconds. He isn’t leaving!!!]
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At least buy a cool sword or something and not a flashlight. [makes a face at him.] What are you going to do with a flashlight?
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He's got a gun, he doesn't need a sword. [ he'll at least give jason that much. just that much. ]
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The flashlight has disappeared. He meanders back over to them with the drink, but detours to sit on the bed with Lup and be obnoxious about defiling Cloud’s bed with their presence.]
See. Cloud gets it. I don’t know. Wanted to see if it was normal in this god forsaken place. Maybe my flashlight will scare the shadows away. OoOoOoOo.
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Fair enough. It's about as useful as the shit I've gotten.
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[ FROWNS AT THEM CUDDLING UP. THEY'RE PUTTING COOTIES ON HIS BED. he stands up from his leaned place against the desk, but it's to grab something ]
Yeah, I bought some garbage this week, too. That movie script that was in the gift shop. [ holds it up. it's... literally a movie script ]
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The three ticket one...? It didn't come with a note to say it did something?
[He holds his hand out at Cloud, curling the fingers a bit. Bring him the script so he can look at it. Lup can grab Cloud if this happens, but that isn't Jason's MO.]
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however, she does make a face at the mention of the script.]
... Yeah, like, does it at least do something? [she might grab cloud if he gets close enough, to be honest, yeah.]
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Yeah. Note said it lets me implant a false memory in someone for the hours between curfew and sunrise. Lasts until after execution is over.
[ <3 brainwash paper ]
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Jason actually looks a little shocked at the description as he takes the script, but he whistles low.] Shit. It's like they want you to get away with murder or something. [He glances the ordinary script over briefly.]
I'll trade you my dice and next ticket for it.
[He says this exactly like he thinks Cloud will refuse. He would hand it back, but Lup is probably going to yank him onto the bed, so I'm preemptively stopping him from doing it.]
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Oh. What the fuck, that's way better than the ones I've gotten! [well. better in a sense. her ear flicks. also, she does, in fact, tug cloud down to sit with them. this is very funny because again, instead of sitting on lup's four person bed, they are on a terrible and small bachelor bed.]
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[ no tradesies confirmed? and then he's tugged by lup and he sighs before sitting with them. idk if that ends up with him squeezing himself in the middle or what. it'd be funny if that was it.
ALSO HIS BED IS A NORMAL DOUBLE OK DON'T @ HIM ]
I wanted to see what it did. Didn't expect it to be like that, though.
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[Dry.
It's my tag now, so I'm forcing Cloud to get squashed between them in the middle since he'd hate that the most out of any other option. Their middle man now. He does not make much room so Cloud is truly shoved between them shoulder to shoulder.
If Jason hands the script back, he thinks Cloud will try to get up to take it away, so he passes it to Lup behind Cloud's back, tapping her between the shoulders with it.]
That's what I did with the dice and flashlight. Bought it just to see.
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Yep. Same for the rabbit foot and the skull pin. I can tell you what they do as long as you don't tell anybody else, because the last time I told someone, the person I bought the pin with got all mad at me.
[makes a fart noise with her mouth.]
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You ever heard of personal space? [ both of you. they can play keep away if they want cloud wasn't reaching for it right now??? it's just a movie script. it's blank. he has to write it. he is exhausted and it's been five minutes. ] But whatever, sure. Shoot. Don't know why I'd share what any of these do.
[ does he LOOK like a person who shares, i say, with cloud hanging out in the middle ]
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[He turns his upper body a bit to the side so he can lean on the palm of his hand behind himself while continuing to look around Cloud at Lup. This forces poor Cloud to get leaned on by Lup and back against his front.
They're doing it! They're cuddling! (no)]
Guess you should tell better people. Like me and Cloud.
[:)
He grins a bit.]
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anyway, cloud doesn't even try to get the paper from her and she pouts before putting it on the floor. fine, now nobody can have it. once she's resettled:]
The rabbit's foot makes my next action incredibly lucky. The skull pin makes me invisible for an hour. [huff.] I still have two tickets, I haven't spent them yet. I want a three-item ticket for myself, mostly, instead of having to share.
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Well, you guys are great at making me feel better about my single purchase so far. [ he's like damn. lup got ripped off. ] Even if you threw it on the ground.
[ :| !!!! ]
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