I can hear you guys talk. [ stop conspiring when he's right there!! also the biggest proof cloud would Not be into infantilism is that his first reflex upon Jason trying to feed him is to lean back and frown. like this is a horrid trap. ]
I can feed myself...
[ ughhh. but after a wary pause he does awkwardly lean over and hesitantly bite the offered food. he looks more like a feral cat slowly being domesticated than anything sexy or romantic. it's fine. ]
[Me as Cloud. He's so funny, help. Jason actually looks like he might draw back from trying to feed when it doesn't seem to be going so well. But then Cloud makes a feral cat attempt.
So Jason holds it there as if he thinks he's going to spook Cloud if he makes any sudden movements. THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY THING IMAGINABLE.]
You are both utterly hopeless. [she says, laughing, covering her mouth.] This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Hold on.
[lup shifts, putting her food down, and when the two of them are done being as awkward as humanly possible, she climbs into jason's lap, straddling it. she leans back to grab a strawberry, and then settles in where she is, tapping jason's bottom lip with her pointer finger.]
[ oh thank god the focus is no longer on torturing him and it's torturing jason instead.
he gladly moves out of the way for lup to climb jason's lap, ruining the entire point they're trying to make by looking away to grab more food. no he's just grabbing some grapes for himself to eat it while watching like it's popcorn because he gets to look amused now.
will he see the appeal of hand feeding... stay tuned for probably not but he doesn't mind watching his girlfriend straddle his boyfriend for any reason so this is fine. ]
[WHY HIM. He lifts his hands to put them on Lup's hips so he can keep her balanced and make sure she doesn't topple over. And waits on his reward-punishment.]
Why do I have to go first? Cloud is the one who needs the practice.
[Shut up.
He lifts his eyes to peer up at Lup. One hand rises to rest on her wrist and the back of her hand. He doesn't try to control anything, just keeping it there. Slowly, he parts his lips so she can feed him.]
Because you have to be the role model. [she informs jason.] He's not escaping. Don't pout.
[cloud WILL be next. anyway, she hums, and gently feeds jason a strawberry. just a bite, for now. and once he's swallowed and doesn't have food in his mouth, she rewards him with a kiss, and also a bottom lip bite. more like a nip.
and then she peeks over at cloud, grinning lazily.]
[ snarking right back. he could still escape, you don't know his life. cloud did watch with interest but all he does is raise an amused eyebrow back at lup when she looks at him. he's fine watching them kiss but they will not convert him to food kinks!!! ]
[He tastes like tart strawberry, enjoy. He is amused by the lip bite and unfortunately kind of turned on even though he doesn't have any kind of food kink. It's only strawberries, so it's a little sexy.
He gives her another lazy kiss while she looks at Cloud. But he doesn't let her get up. Instead, he beckons Cloud with his head.]
You're right. I don't. Come here.
[He isn't sure if Cloud will come without being coaxed more, so he reaches over to take Cloud by the arm and pull him.]
[listen with how into food she is in general i'd be lying if the hand feeding didn't make lup a little turned on, unfortunately. still - cloud watches them, and lup laughs when jason yanks him over.
she's still in jason's lap, but he's got a hold on her waist, so she feels confident in leaning over to kiss cloud once he's close enough. she also tastes faintly like strawberries, congratulations.
and when she pulls back, her ear flicks again, happily.]
Are you going to complain if I'm in your lap? [she asks cloud, tone clearly fucking around.]
[ he would've come when asked but Jason grabs him before he can, and he makes a little noise of objection even as he shuffles closer to both of them. the kiss mollified him a Little. at least. ]
You've been in my lap before. [ so of course he's not going to complain, no matter how gremlin she is feeling, but he looks over at Jason then back at Lup with a little bit of a furrowed brow ] You're not seriously thinking of climbing on us back and forth for this, are you?
[cloud is saying this as lup is wiggling in jason's lap, preparing to climb over to cloud's. he's probably not even finished speaking before she's crawling onto him, cheerfully.]
This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
Just shut up and enjoy her feeding you and being in your lap.
[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
[ he can enjoy the lap sitting and the kissing (and he does thanks) but the second it's over and he's face with the strawberry he wants to die. this feels so stupid. ]
... Bossy. [ he agrees with the meta text and pretends he isn't looking flustered and a little pouty when he opens his mouth to. let her feed him. this is stupid!!!! he slides a glare over to jason like this is his fault. ]
[cloud gets the same treatment jason did - she feeds him the strawberry, and once he doesn't have food in his mouth, she kisses him, ear flicking. when she pulls away, she licks at her lip absently, very pleased with herself.
she peeks at jason, too. he better be enjoying the show, she thinks.]
[ it tastes even more like faint strawberries now. incredible. cloud is blushing a little like being fed a strawberry and then kissing is scandalous. it has nothing to do with lup looking smug. ]
... Is it out of your system yet?
[ the feeding. the kissing is fine that part does not have to be out of the system. he doesn't even look at jason's stupid smug look he hates him ]
[He is still looking and smirking, so clearly he is enjoying it, yes. Slowly, he puts a grape between his lips and teeth, but he doesn't try eating it.
Instead, he smooths a hand up Lup's back to give himself some support as he leans over to smooch Cloud on the mouth. With the grape! He passes it over with his tongue, then pulls away so neither of them are, like, kissing while eating or anything.
[ he was pointedly ignoring Jason so the kiss and the sudden grape are a surprise both, and he looks so baffled after it, still holding the grape in his mouth, it is probably more funny than anything else.
...eventually he chews his grape ]
What the hell. [ he doesn't even know how to react from Jason feeding him like a mother bird. ] I've had worse things from you in my mouth, but this is still weird.
[ he is trying to fight his embarrassment with being a crude asshole. this is partially to also tell himself why is he embarrassed. they've done so much worse. it's just stupid. ]
[Regardless of Cloud's reaction, he still looks somewhat smug at having passed a stupid grape into Cloud's mouth. The surprise Cloud has is what gets him, but it's the fluster that makes him stay so to speak.]
You weren't complaining about them being so bad when you had them in your mouth.
[He glances at Lup. See what he has to put up with all the time? A grump.]
[she giggles so hard she snorts, which just makes her laugh harder, and she just like, presses her face against cloud's chest for a second to compose herself.
and then, muffled:] You really can't one hit K.O. me like that! Jesus.
[she reaches for jason to pull him a little closer, running her fingers through his hair.]
Tell me more about the things you've had in your mouth. [this is teasing she doesn't expect a real answer here]
[ he lets lup laugh and drag jason closer, because it means cloud can elbow him on the side while she pets him. duality. he has no comeback to it because it's unfortunately true, but it still deserves something, so elbow it is. ]
You were there for most of it. [ to lup, dry. what is he going to do. describe it. no. ]
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I can feed myself...
[ ughhh. but after a wary pause he does awkwardly lean over and hesitantly bite the offered food. he looks more like a feral cat slowly being domesticated than anything sexy or romantic. it's fine. ]
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[Me as Cloud. He's so funny, help. Jason actually looks like he might draw back from trying to feed when it doesn't seem to be going so well. But then Cloud makes a feral cat attempt.
So Jason holds it there as if he thinks he's going to spook Cloud if he makes any sudden movements. THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY THING IMAGINABLE.]
Maybe Lup should just feed us both instead.
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You are both utterly hopeless. [she says, laughing, covering her mouth.] This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Hold on.
[lup shifts, putting her food down, and when the two of them are done being as awkward as humanly possible, she climbs into jason's lap, straddling it. she leans back to grab a strawberry, and then settles in where she is, tapping jason's bottom lip with her pointer finger.]
Open. [she says, bossily, ear flicking.]
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he gladly moves out of the way for lup to climb jason's lap, ruining the entire point they're trying to make by looking away to grab more food. no he's just grabbing some grapes for himself to eat it while watching like it's popcorn because he gets to look amused now.
will he see the appeal of hand feeding... stay tuned for probably not but he doesn't mind watching his girlfriend straddle his boyfriend for any reason so this is fine. ]
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Why do I have to go first? Cloud is the one who needs the practice.
[Shut up.
He lifts his eyes to peer up at Lup. One hand rises to rest on her wrist and the back of her hand. He doesn't try to control anything, just keeping it there. Slowly, he parts his lips so she can feed him.]
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[cloud WILL be next. anyway, she hums, and gently feeds jason a strawberry. just a bite, for now. and once he's swallowed and doesn't have food in his mouth, she rewards him with a kiss, and also a bottom lip bite. more like a nip.
and then she peeks over at cloud, grinning lazily.]
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[ snarking right back. he could still escape, you don't know his life. cloud did watch with interest but all he does is raise an amused eyebrow back at lup when she looks at him. he's fine watching them kiss but they will not convert him to food kinks!!! ]
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He gives her another lazy kiss while she looks at Cloud. But he doesn't let her get up. Instead, he beckons Cloud with his head.]
You're right. I don't. Come here.
[He isn't sure if Cloud will come without being coaxed more, so he reaches over to take Cloud by the arm and pull him.]
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she's still in jason's lap, but he's got a hold on her waist, so she feels confident in leaning over to kiss cloud once he's close enough. she also tastes faintly like strawberries, congratulations.
and when she pulls back, her ear flicks again, happily.]
Are you going to complain if I'm in your lap? [she asks cloud, tone clearly fucking around.]
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You've been in my lap before. [ so of course he's not going to complain, no matter how gremlin she is feeling, but he looks over at Jason then back at Lup with a little bit of a furrowed brow ] You're not seriously thinking of climbing on us back and forth for this, are you?
[ please. ]
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Too late, you've already said something. Now she'll take it as a challenge to hop back and forth between our laps.
[He REALLY doesn't sound like he minds this which is why his hold isn't strong.]
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This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
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You could reach me just fine from Jason's lap. [ she kissed him two seconds ago!!! ]
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[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
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and then she reaches to grab a strawberry for cloud, too, copying what she did before with jason.]
Open. [bossy.......]
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... Bossy. [ he agrees with the meta text and pretends he isn't looking flustered and a little pouty when he opens his mouth to. let her feed him. this is stupid!!!! he slides a glare over to jason like this is his fault. ]
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slides a grape between his closed lips and grins without teeth, pleased and smug.]
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[cloud gets the same treatment jason did - she feeds him the strawberry, and once he doesn't have food in his mouth, she kisses him, ear flicking. when she pulls away, she licks at her lip absently, very pleased with herself.
she peeks at jason, too. he better be enjoying the show, she thinks.]
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... Is it out of your system yet?
[ the feeding. the kissing is fine that part does not have to be out of the system. he doesn't even look at jason's stupid smug look he hates him ]
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Instead, he smooths a hand up Lup's back to give himself some support as he leans over to smooch Cloud on the mouth. With the grape! He passes it over with his tongue, then pulls away so neither of them are, like, kissing while eating or anything.
Only the sexy eating.]
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the feeding is out of her system mostly but she's not going to stop jason from being a bully]
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...eventually he chews his grape ]
What the hell. [ he doesn't even know how to react from Jason feeding him like a mother bird. ] I've had worse things from you in my mouth, but this is still weird.
[ he is trying to fight his embarrassment with being a crude asshole. this is partially to also tell himself why is he embarrassed. they've done so much worse. it's just stupid. ]
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You weren't complaining about them being so bad when you had them in your mouth.
[He glances at Lup. See what he has to put up with all the time? A grump.]
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and then, muffled:] You really can't one hit K.O. me like that! Jesus.
[she reaches for jason to pull him a little closer, running her fingers through his hair.]
Tell me more about the things you've had in your mouth. [this is teasing she doesn't expect a real answer here]
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You were there for most of it. [ to lup, dry. what is he going to do. describe it. no. ]
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