rupert

[unrecked]

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[agleam]

Oh, yeah. I've been trying to remember to remind him every day in case he's, like, constantly watching.

[rupert]

[unrecked]

[He really goes pffffttt faintly into his fist. THIS ISN'T FUNNY. This whole entire thing is not funny in the slightest, but.

He just can't. Rupert? Rupert shaking his fist at the ceiling like "old man yells at cloud" is too much for him.]

Maybe it's working. I'm trembling.

[It's the PTSD.]

[agleam]

With laughter...

[unrecked]

I dunno... You might can take him. Raise your arm.

[agleam]

[he raises his arm, even though he looks confused. he is still a noodle.]

[unrecked]

[Pfffft.

He lifts the arm up into an L shape, pushing up Rupert's sleeve if he has anything. He closes Rupert's fingers so they make a fist.]

Okay. [pfffft] Now give me some muscle.

[agleam]

Um...

[he tries. there is very little happening if there's anything at all. this absolute twink.]

[unrecked]

[HELP.

He can probably wrap his whole hand around Rupert’s upper arm, but all he does is squish the muscle with his thumb and two fingers.

So little is happening here.]

We’re going to have to do a few push ups maybe.

[agleam]

Ah, yes. Because we will definitely be able to take him down with methods like punching.

[cease your sass]

[unrecked]

[Rupert. The sass.]

I mean... you never know. A lot of people can sometimes use a good, solid punch or two. Why, you think he's not human, or something?

[agleam]

Did you see what happened when Joonghyuk tried to stab Virgo? And they're only a staff member.

[unrecked]

[He saw because he was a stupid Bat who ran to watch (to see what happened). He makes a sort of playfully yeah-okay face.]

This place does all kinds of weird shit. Killing them is a breach of contract. There are probably fail safes involved. Or, you know... maybe Virgo is just a spooky ghost.