rupert

[unrecked]

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[agleam]

[the concern in his expression is reflected in his voice.]

Are you alright? What happened?

[unrecked]

I've been better, but I'm... hanging on.

[He seems coherent, at least! Unlike before RIP.]

A lot. Worry you?

[STOP BEING AMUSED, SHITHEAD, you scared so many people.]

[agleam]

Of course I was worried, you're my friend!

[sighs]

I'm just glad you made it back... What happened in there?

[unrecked]

[This makes his expression soften slightly, even if he still seems a tad amused (he shouldn't).]

I'm alright now. I don't know about the others at first. I was by myself. I was... a lifeguard. [closes my eyes inwardly] You know what that is?

[agleam]

Uh... Yeah, coming up blank.

[a beat]

But it sounds kind of cool. I'm guessing it was not that cool.

[unrecked]

[He sort of snorts, but then winces. OW. Tender.]

It's someone for beach or pool safety. They help you if there's trouble. No, it was kind of cool. And cheesy. Well... until the shark.

[agleam]

...Did you get bit by a shark?!

[unrecked]

[He can't help but laugh, but it hurts to laugh, so he holds his side and wince-laughs.]

Yeah. Wanna see my sweet bite?

[jasON]

[agleam]

No?! Gross! Also, stop acting like this is a good thing!

[unrecked]

[STOP MAKING HIM LAUGH. All he can do is kind of chuff.]

Look, if I have to get bitten by a shark and die as it drowns me, I can be proud of the scars when I find out I'm alive.

[agleam]

[the concern!! it's back with a vengeance.]

...You died?

[unrecked]

[He sobers just a little, more for Rupert's sake than his own.]

Shark tried to attack Lup. I had to pull her back and toss her toward the shore, so it grabbed me and took me under.

[agleam]

But Lup wasn't...

[ah. no, he gets it after a second.]

I cannot believe you keep trying to act like you aren't a good person.

[unrecked]

[He is RESIGNED, but still petulantly sort of rolls his eyes. He's accepted his fate from Rupert.]

I was a lifeguard! It was my job!

[agleam]

Uh huh. I'm sure you were forced.

[he would sound amused if this were not about Death]

[unrecked]

Maybe I just don't want innocent blood on my hands. That's not how I live my life.

[This is an attempt to deflect, but it just keeps adding points to Rupert's pile.]

[agleam]

Dastardly.

[the teasing is creeping into his voice...]

[unrecked]

Hey. If I wasn't so banged up right now, I'd noogie the top of your head into your brain.

[He is trying! To be mean!]

[agleam]

Absolutely not, I need that.

[still amused, like a brat!!]

[unrecked]

[GIVING HIM A LOOK. Is this karma for all the shit he pulls on everyone else...? Help him.]

[agleam]

Is there a problem?

[little shit]

[unrecked]

I can't believe you would come to a beat-up and frail man [jason] to get on his last nerve.

[This is all delivered so dryly.]

My trauma. My injuries. My mental health. I'm being bullied.

[agleam]

Do you want to talk about it, then?

[which part is he referring to]

[unrecked]

[Yeah?]

Which part?

[agleam]

...Well, I meant the bullying, but all of it now that you mention it.