threesome "stop saying it like that" a threesome

[unrecked]

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[skyagain]

[ godmods lup to say this does happen and jason gets to hear cloud's disgruntled and mildly distressed noise. he is not surprised, but he was HOPING, okay. he doesn't say shit about it because he knows jason will just be mocking ]

... Your vigilante thing? [ cloud's guessing. sometimes you learn a man's dad is called batman and him being nocturnal makes sense based on that. ] No wonder you've got that attitude all the time. You're missing naptime.

[ he is being an ass considering cloud has no excuse for his own attitude. for both of them it's just the trauma. ]

[evocationary]

[godmoding lup into being cuddly in her sleep and then complaining about it is very funny]

[unrecked]

[In the dark, something pops Cloud upside the back of the head. It’s Jason’s hand. He doesn’t hit him very hard.

But then he’s gone. He moves back to his spot without hiccup, and he’s stupidly quiet. Not that Cloud can do anything about it because then he risks waking Lup.]

Okay, Terminator Eyes. No wonder she likes you so much, she’s got a personal night light.

[He can’t talk. He has been relegated to heating blanket apparently.]

[skyagain]

[ HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SHITTY REFERENCES!!! and he cannot hit jason in theory to not wake up lup but in practice he does not care and assumes she'll sleep through it, so he reaches over to hit him back. boys, boys. you're both stupid. ]

The mako's not that bright. [ he sounds offended. why is that his objection. also yeah his eyes ARE glowy in the dark, like a kitty. don't @ him. ]

[unrecked]

Ow!

[It doesn’t hurt, he is simply offended he got retribution for his crimes.

He lies down on his back again, putting one arm behind his head and neck. He accepts he will just have to side spoon Lup.]

Is that your super serum? Mako.

[Technically he is joking because he doesn’t know, but this just makes since to him.]

[skyagain]

[ it's dark and they are both in a similar position sharing a bed. i hate them. he is assuming lup told him, instead of jason joking, so; ]

Wouldn't call it a serum, but yeah.

[unrecked]

[Somtimes, you’re just two bros with a woman between them looking at each other in the dark.]

Seriously? [Like, asked genuinely and curiously.] They pump you with it for your soldier thing?

[He said it wasn’t a serum!! Also, he can’t make a Captain America joke because he doesn’t know him, sad. He will not compare Cloud to Bane.]

[skyagain]

[ thank you for not comparing cloud to a supervillain. cloud makes a pensive noise. can jason tell how close he is to dissociating trying to remember details that aren't real in the dark? ha ha! a mystery. ]

More like...bathed in it. [ right? he thinks he remembers that. then again. he does vaguely remember injections? hm. he decides to not think about it too hard it is giving him a headache. ]

[unrecked]

[tags this during trial and annoys you both

It's quiet on Jason's side in the dark for a really long, thoughtful sort of moment. Cloud, your amnesia.]

Well, we match. A little mad I didn't get the glowy eyes or the over-sized sword.

[skyagain]

Sword was a gift. [ he thinks. he doesn't remember from who or when, but he is sticking to that. it's quiet for a bit after that though. ] ... What'd they dunk you in?

[unrecked]

[Damn, imagine being gifted a way too big sword.]

Evil Nickelodeon fun-time slime. [He knows Cloud won't get this at all, so:] Came back with my head scrambled like eggs. [haha twinsies]

A crazy assassin chick thought it'd be a great idea to dunk me in their infamous green soup hole. It's called a Lazarus Pit. I guess that doesn't make sense if you don't know who Lazarus is. Biblical guy who got resurrected. Your most horrific spa day really. It "restores" and "rejuvenates" you.

[skyagain]

[ yes imagine that. who would do such a thing. ]

... Thought you said you crawled out of the grave. [ well. both might be plausible. because comics. but since jason shared, cloud will expand too; ] Mako's the lifeblood of the Planet. Used to power stuff in general. Prolonged or direct contact with it can lead to people going completely comatose and unresponsive, 'til they die. SOLDIERs are the lucky few who can handle a dose and come out stronger.

[ or sometimes you get the poisoning and you come out of it but don't remember ]

[unrecked]

Did that too. Got a dip after I got out.

[He exhales a little in the dark.] Good to know people don't mind running weird fossil fuel through other people for their own goals even in other worlds. [Sounds exactly... like... home... almost. Evil people truly exist everywhere.]

So you're one of the "lucky" ones.

[skyagain]

There's assholes no matter where you go.

[ shinra: it is a metaphor for something very subtle. he shakes his head ]

Lucky. Sure. Back during the war, everyone dreamed of being a SOLDIER. They were heroes. Most of the ones who tried never made it past initial screening. [ he's staring at the ceiling in the dark ] At least they don't try out all prospects directly with the mako.

[unrecked]

You're right.

[Thank God Lup is asleep.]

No, that'd be a waste for them. They'd only want to test the promising ones. [He's quiet for a moment.] Did you agree to it? The testing. Or did they just give it to you with the promise?

[skyagain]

I really... wanted to join SOLDIER. [ in that kind of far off tone like he's thinking about it. there's stuff he knows he didn't agree to, with hojo. but when...? ] But I didn't read the fine print.

[ that covers the memory blanks it's fine he does not want to disassociate currently ]

[evocationary]

[stop talking about lore while she's asleep wtf]

[unrecked]

[no

Dryly:] Hey, just like here, right? [It's rhetorical mostly. They both know this place is ass.]

Good news. You're talking to a dude who kills people like that all the time back home. The people doing the testing, I mean.

[skyagain]

[ only sleep for lup no lore :) cloud huffs in vague amusement ]

Think I can hire you and see if you'd have better luck with the science department than we did? Guy weaseled out of it last second.

[unrecked]

Sure, I guess.

[He says this as if it isn't anything out of the ordinary for him, but also like the implication is who knows what the fuck will happen after this is all finished.]

You had a runner? He get cold feet?

[skyagain]

Meant the science guy weaseled out of getting bullets in his brain.

[ fuck hojo i just worded it weird ]

[unrecked]

[no i just stupidly read it wrong listen it's what i get tagging during a trial]

Oh. Well, in that case, a definite sure. I'm a good shot. I'll only have to give him one.

[skyagain]

[ there's a huff ]

You can miss a few times and give him more than one. He'd deserve it.

[unrecked]

Tarnishing my good marksman skills... [He sucks his teeth.] Maybe I'd just put more bullets in him anyway even after using the one.

Unless you think he should suffer, then I could just do his legs a few times first.

[THANK GOD LUP IS REALLY ASLEEP]

[skyagain]

[ he huffs out a laugh. lup is truly missing them being psychos ]

Wouldn't say no to it, at least.