threesome "stop saying it like that" a threesome

[unrecked]

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[skyagain]

[ i have forgotten what the drinks are but cloud can have st*rlight coke, sure. and just to be LESS stereotypical like a man he leans against the DESK instead of the wall. scandalous.

jason can have the chair he's being a good host? sort of. ignore where he didn't want to let them in. ]

So what, you wanted the sober experience? Might come to regret that. Jason never shuts up.

[ sips ]

[unrecked]

You didn't miss anything except Cloud admitting his undying love for me, then trying to snuggle over you.

[Why did they leave him to be the stereotypical man and stand....... "There's a chair." Standing.

He rolls his eyes.]

I can shut up. [When he's reading. He promptly shuts up for a really long moment! Really long! Like, a whole minute! He's trying his best? Then finally:] Want to see what I wasted a ticket on?

[He can shut up SOMETIMES.]

[evocationary]

First of all, I always regret listening to Jason sober. Second of all, ugh, can't even give me the satisfaction of being awake for the love confession? I can't stand it here.

[and okay, sorry, she does laugh when he breaks the silence, because she was waiting.]

Sure, what?

[skyagain]

[ balls up a piece of paper from his desk to throw at jason's head. ]

Between that and the kissing thing, you're seriously obsessed.

[ GRUMBLING!! AT BOTH OF THEM!! but also looking expectantly at jason because sure, what, ]

[unrecked]

[WAH. He hunches a shoulder to let the paper bounce off him if it even makes it that far. Maybe Cloud pulled an arm muscle at baseball today.]

I'm only telling Lup what she clearly wants to hear.

[He turns around and heads directly for the light switch, RIP to Lup actually. Since he turns the light off immediately as he gets there without warning or waiting.]

[evocationary]

[JASON.

okay, well, look, she's not like... terrified of the dark to the point of not being able to function but it does startle the shit out of her, and there's a slight thud sound as she like, whacks her leg against the bed in a weird way and curses under her breath.

she also holds her breath.]

[skyagain]

[ cloud blinks his lightly glowy eyes ]

If you're about to turn on a flashlight, I'm kicking you out.

[unrecked]

[There's the sound of his boots and some rustling clothes and stuff. And then he's pretty quiet for a long stretch of time.





And then a flashlight clicks on below his chin to light him up spookily.] Boo. [:)]

[evocationary]

[she also grabs a piece of paper to ball up and throw at his fuckin face]

Turn the light back on.

[skyagain]

Out.

[ he said he would!!! ]

[unrecked]

[He sucks his teeth as the flashlight lowers a bit.]

Neither of you know how to have fun. At least act enthusiastic about my ticket wasting.

[He points the flashlight directly at Cloud, then directly at Lup. Then it winks out.

The lights come on after a few seconds. He isn’t leaving!!!]

[evocationary]

[once the light is back on:]

At least buy a cool sword or something and not a flashlight. [makes a face at him.] What are you going to do with a flashlight?

[skyagain]

[ it's fine the light is back on so he won't kick jason out he GUESSES ]

He's got a gun, he doesn't need a sword. [ he'll at least give jason that much. just that much. ]

[unrecked]

[No, kick him out. Tch.

The flashlight has disappeared. He meanders back over to them with the drink, but detours to sit on the bed with Lup and be obnoxious about defiling Cloud’s bed with their presence.]

See. Cloud gets it. I don’t know. Wanted to see if it was normal in this god forsaken place. Maybe my flashlight will scare the shadows away. OoOoOoOo.

[evocationary]

That's true, guns are cooler than swords. [be nice. jason comes over to sit down and she instinctively leans right up against him, like a cat. you could also have this, cloud, if you weren't being a stoic final fantasy protag.]

Fair enough. It's about as useful as the shit I've gotten.

[skyagain]

[ offended: ] No they're not.

[ FROWNS AT THEM CUDDLING UP. THEY'RE PUTTING COOTIES ON HIS BED. he stands up from his leaned place against the desk, but it's to grab something ]

Yeah, I bought some garbage this week, too. That movie script that was in the gift shop. [ holds it up. it's... literally a movie script ]

[unrecked]

[He tries REALLY hard to not be amused by this gun and sword back and forth, but the fact he has to pinch his lips between his teeth for a few seconds is evidence enough. He bumps Lup with his shoulder like he's trying to pathetically scold her.]

The three ticket one...? It didn't come with a note to say it did something?

[He holds his hand out at Cloud, curling the fingers a bit. Bring him the script so he can look at it. Lup can grab Cloud if this happens, but that isn't Jason's MO.]

[evocationary]

[she is immune to scolding, so she stays where she is!

however, she does make a face at the mention of the script.]

... Yeah, like, does it at least do something? [she might grab cloud if he gets close enough, to be honest, yeah.]

[skyagain]

[ he'll walk over if Jason wants the script! it looks like nothing special. please grab cloud and make them pile like idiots, he is unsuspecting. ]

Yeah. Note said it lets me implant a false memory in someone for the hours between curfew and sunrise. Lasts until after execution is over.

[ <3 brainwash paper ]

[unrecked]

[CLOSES MY FUCKING EYES AT CLOUD GETTING THIS and also at zia getting a brainwash paper again.

Jason actually looks a little shocked at the description as he takes the script, but he whistles low.] Shit. It's like they want you to get away with murder or something. [He glances the ordinary script over briefly.]

I'll trade you my dice and next ticket for it.

[He says this exactly like he thinks Cloud will refuse. He would hand it back, but Lup is probably going to yank him onto the bed, so I'm preemptively stopping him from doing it.]

[evocationary]

[did you buy this paper hoping that it was brainwash paper]

Oh. What the fuck, that's way better than the ones I've gotten! [well. better in a sense. her ear flicks. also, she does, in fact, tug cloud down to sit with them. this is very funny because again, instead of sitting on lup's four person bed, they are on a terrible and small bachelor bed.]

[skyagain]

Your dice are junk, I don't want them.

[ no tradesies confirmed? and then he's tugged by lup and he sighs before sitting with them. idk if that ends up with him squeezing himself in the middle or what. it'd be funny if that was it.

ALSO HIS BED IS A NORMAL DOUBLE OK DON'T @ HIM ]

I wanted to see what it did. Didn't expect it to be like that, though.

[unrecked]

Damn, maybe they do something really cool.

[Dry.

It's my tag now, so I'm forcing Cloud to get squashed between them in the middle since he'd hate that the most out of any other option. Their middle man now. He does not make much room so Cloud is truly shoved between them shoulder to shoulder.

If Jason hands the script back, he thinks Cloud will try to get up to take it away, so he passes it to Lup behind Cloud's back, tapping her between the shoulders with it.]

That's what I did with the dice and flashlight. Bought it just to see.

[evocationary]

[i'm so glad he's smushed in the middle of them. lup shifts to make room, and leans against cloud instead? but then jason taps her with the paper and she immediately takes it and holds it out as far as she can away from cloud, like a brat.]

Yep. Same for the rabbit foot and the skull pin. I can tell you what they do as long as you don't tell anybody else, because the last time I told someone, the person I bought the pin with got all mad at me.

[makes a fart noise with her mouth.]

[skyagain]

[ he's squeezed between jason's meat and lup cuddling and he makes a noise of mild objection. he lets it happen. but he wants the world to know he objected to it. ]

You ever heard of personal space? [ both of you. they can play keep away if they want cloud wasn't reaching for it right now??? it's just a movie script. it's blank. he has to write it. he is exhausted and it's been five minutes. ] But whatever, sure. Shoot. Don't know why I'd share what any of these do.

[ does he LOOK like a person who shares, i say, with cloud hanging out in the middle ]