[she won't even scold jason about talking with his mouth full because she also does it. unfortunate. dryly, to jason's bread comment:]
Wow... the wonders never cease.
[and then:] Think creatively, Cloud.
... There might be whipped cream in one of those containers, actually. [she has no idea she was in a fugue state.] Maybe we could demonstrate for him, Jay.
[ he was thinking creatively the second jason talked about chocolate and whipped cream, but he's absolutely making a bit of a disgruntled face. ]
Let's not demonstrate for me. [ he is thinking that it sounds sticky as all hell. he also sounds resigned to it happening anyway, so he's grabbing something else in the food pile ] The food's good, but not enough for me to tune you out yet.
[ if he snarks will he be free of this feeding people romantically thing. no probably not ]
[He laughs, luckily not with bread in his mouth. How is he going to be embarrassed then turn around and be a gremlin with this. Maybe because it's at Cloud's expense? Listen.]
Cloud isn't into food play, I guess. But here.
[He'll pick up one of the feta balls to feed it to her. Not sexily or anything. (He does not control the her eating it sexily.) He just wants her to eat with them.]
[this is not an especially sexy thing to eat so she like, doesn't. but she will eat it if jason feeds it to her, ear flicking happily. this is terrible, she only wants to eat this way from now on. spoil her.
she will sigh and make a slightly obscene noise after she swallows her food, though, just to tease.]
[ im sorry he can't even concentrate on Lup's obscene noise because he looks so disappointed in the world as he grabs some sushi to try ]
Of course there's a term for it. [ this man has had sex while crossdressed just because his partners wanted it and yet he still thinks he can judge kinks. he will give lup One Thing though; ] But you are. It's good food.
[ don't sound embarrassed to compliment the chef cloud please ]
[Hey. If she wants to sexily eat a feta cheese ball, more power to her. He may have made a mistake feeding her, though. Cloud should be prepared to feed her in the future.]
What, food play? Yeah.
[He kind of exchanges a mild grin with Lup, and there is NO reason this man should be grinning when he couldn't even compliment her about her hair without the exact same damn thing happening.]
I don't think we ever doubted you were good at this.
[she ends up just giggling a little when cloud ignores her, ear flicking as she swallows.]
Thanks, I know. [she hums, putting her hand to her cheek.] Sometimes a girl has to fish a little for compliments.
Anyway. There's a word for everything. [she's going to dig through the food for the fruit, though she does watch them both try food because it genuinely makes her happy to see them enjoy it.]
[ cloud's trying a little bit of everything like he is actually trying to figure out what he likes best. incredible. Will he. Tune in to find out.
he doesn't comment on lup needing to fish for compliments because it makes him feel a little guilty they are Bad at this, but also, he's suffering from food kink talk so neither of them deserve compliments actually ]
I'm good without going over any lists. [ a word for everything is horrifying. he knows it's true. but he hates it. ]
That's the fastest way to get him to never kiss you again. Or like, talk to you again. [she informs jason. but she will watch jason try to feed cloud something because she wants to see how that goes. she will munch on some grapes as she does.]
I can hear you guys talk. [ stop conspiring when he's right there!! also the biggest proof cloud would Not be into infantilism is that his first reflex upon Jason trying to feed him is to lean back and frown. like this is a horrid trap. ]
I can feed myself...
[ ughhh. but after a wary pause he does awkwardly lean over and hesitantly bite the offered food. he looks more like a feral cat slowly being domesticated than anything sexy or romantic. it's fine. ]
[Me as Cloud. He's so funny, help. Jason actually looks like he might draw back from trying to feed when it doesn't seem to be going so well. But then Cloud makes a feral cat attempt.
So Jason holds it there as if he thinks he's going to spook Cloud if he makes any sudden movements. THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY THING IMAGINABLE.]
You are both utterly hopeless. [she says, laughing, covering her mouth.] This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Hold on.
[lup shifts, putting her food down, and when the two of them are done being as awkward as humanly possible, she climbs into jason's lap, straddling it. she leans back to grab a strawberry, and then settles in where she is, tapping jason's bottom lip with her pointer finger.]
[ oh thank god the focus is no longer on torturing him and it's torturing jason instead.
he gladly moves out of the way for lup to climb jason's lap, ruining the entire point they're trying to make by looking away to grab more food. no he's just grabbing some grapes for himself to eat it while watching like it's popcorn because he gets to look amused now.
will he see the appeal of hand feeding... stay tuned for probably not but he doesn't mind watching his girlfriend straddle his boyfriend for any reason so this is fine. ]
[WHY HIM. He lifts his hands to put them on Lup's hips so he can keep her balanced and make sure she doesn't topple over. And waits on his reward-punishment.]
Why do I have to go first? Cloud is the one who needs the practice.
[Shut up.
He lifts his eyes to peer up at Lup. One hand rises to rest on her wrist and the back of her hand. He doesn't try to control anything, just keeping it there. Slowly, he parts his lips so she can feed him.]
Because you have to be the role model. [she informs jason.] He's not escaping. Don't pout.
[cloud WILL be next. anyway, she hums, and gently feeds jason a strawberry. just a bite, for now. and once he's swallowed and doesn't have food in his mouth, she rewards him with a kiss, and also a bottom lip bite. more like a nip.
and then she peeks over at cloud, grinning lazily.]
[ snarking right back. he could still escape, you don't know his life. cloud did watch with interest but all he does is raise an amused eyebrow back at lup when she looks at him. he's fine watching them kiss but they will not convert him to food kinks!!! ]
[He tastes like tart strawberry, enjoy. He is amused by the lip bite and unfortunately kind of turned on even though he doesn't have any kind of food kink. It's only strawberries, so it's a little sexy.
He gives her another lazy kiss while she looks at Cloud. But he doesn't let her get up. Instead, he beckons Cloud with his head.]
You're right. I don't. Come here.
[He isn't sure if Cloud will come without being coaxed more, so he reaches over to take Cloud by the arm and pull him.]
[listen with how into food she is in general i'd be lying if the hand feeding didn't make lup a little turned on, unfortunately. still - cloud watches them, and lup laughs when jason yanks him over.
she's still in jason's lap, but he's got a hold on her waist, so she feels confident in leaning over to kiss cloud once he's close enough. she also tastes faintly like strawberries, congratulations.
and when she pulls back, her ear flicks again, happily.]
Are you going to complain if I'm in your lap? [she asks cloud, tone clearly fucking around.]
[ he would've come when asked but Jason grabs him before he can, and he makes a little noise of objection even as he shuffles closer to both of them. the kiss mollified him a Little. at least. ]
You've been in my lap before. [ so of course he's not going to complain, no matter how gremlin she is feeling, but he looks over at Jason then back at Lup with a little bit of a furrowed brow ] You're not seriously thinking of climbing on us back and forth for this, are you?
[cloud is saying this as lup is wiggling in jason's lap, preparing to climb over to cloud's. he's probably not even finished speaking before she's crawling onto him, cheerfully.]
This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
Just shut up and enjoy her feeding you and being in your lap.
[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
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Wow... the wonders never cease.
[and then:] Think creatively, Cloud.
... There might be whipped cream in one of those containers, actually. [she has no idea she was in a fugue state.] Maybe we could demonstrate for him, Jay.
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Let's not demonstrate for me. [ he is thinking that it sounds sticky as all hell. he also sounds resigned to it happening anyway, so he's grabbing something else in the food pile ] The food's good, but not enough for me to tune you out yet.
[ if he snarks will he be free of this feeding people romantically thing. no probably not ]
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Cloud isn't into food play, I guess. But here.
[He'll pick up one of the feta balls to feed it to her. Not sexily or anything. (He does not control the her eating it sexily.) He just wants her to eat with them.]
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she will sigh and make a slightly obscene noise after she swallows her food, though, just to tease.]
Mmm. I'm good at this.
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Of course there's a term for it. [ this man has had sex while crossdressed just because his partners wanted it and yet he still thinks he can judge kinks. he will give lup One Thing though; ] But you are. It's good food.
[ don't sound embarrassed to compliment the chef cloud please ]
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What, food play? Yeah.
[He kind of exchanges a mild grin with Lup, and there is NO reason this man should be grinning when he couldn't even compliment her about her hair without the exact same damn thing happening.]
I don't think we ever doubted you were good at this.
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Thanks, I know. [she hums, putting her hand to her cheek.] Sometimes a girl has to fish a little for compliments.
Anyway. There's a word for everything. [she's going to dig through the food for the fruit, though she does watch them both try food because it genuinely makes her happy to see them enjoy it.]
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he doesn't comment on lup needing to fish for compliments because it makes him feel a little guilty they are Bad at this, but also, he's suffering from food kink talk so neither of them deserve compliments actually ]
I'm good without going over any lists. [ a word for everything is horrifying. he knows it's true. but he hates it. ]
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Well, we don't have to recite him any lists, just throw them all on him as a surprise. Maybe Cloud will be into infatilism too.
[HE'S JOKING. Neither him nor Lup would be into that either anyway. This is mean. He tries to make amends by attempting to feed Cloud something...]
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That's the fastest way to get him to never kiss you again. Or like, talk to you again. [she informs jason. but she will watch jason try to feed cloud something because she wants to see how that goes. she will munch on some grapes as she does.]
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I can feed myself...
[ ughhh. but after a wary pause he does awkwardly lean over and hesitantly bite the offered food. he looks more like a feral cat slowly being domesticated than anything sexy or romantic. it's fine. ]
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[Me as Cloud. He's so funny, help. Jason actually looks like he might draw back from trying to feed when it doesn't seem to be going so well. But then Cloud makes a feral cat attempt.
So Jason holds it there as if he thinks he's going to spook Cloud if he makes any sudden movements. THIS IS THE LEAST SEXY THING IMAGINABLE.]
Maybe Lup should just feed us both instead.
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You are both utterly hopeless. [she says, laughing, covering her mouth.] This is the worst thing I've ever witnessed. Hold on.
[lup shifts, putting her food down, and when the two of them are done being as awkward as humanly possible, she climbs into jason's lap, straddling it. she leans back to grab a strawberry, and then settles in where she is, tapping jason's bottom lip with her pointer finger.]
Open. [she says, bossily, ear flicking.]
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he gladly moves out of the way for lup to climb jason's lap, ruining the entire point they're trying to make by looking away to grab more food. no he's just grabbing some grapes for himself to eat it while watching like it's popcorn because he gets to look amused now.
will he see the appeal of hand feeding... stay tuned for probably not but he doesn't mind watching his girlfriend straddle his boyfriend for any reason so this is fine. ]
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Why do I have to go first? Cloud is the one who needs the practice.
[Shut up.
He lifts his eyes to peer up at Lup. One hand rises to rest on her wrist and the back of her hand. He doesn't try to control anything, just keeping it there. Slowly, he parts his lips so she can feed him.]
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[cloud WILL be next. anyway, she hums, and gently feeds jason a strawberry. just a bite, for now. and once he's swallowed and doesn't have food in his mouth, she rewards him with a kiss, and also a bottom lip bite. more like a nip.
and then she peeks over at cloud, grinning lazily.]
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[ snarking right back. he could still escape, you don't know his life. cloud did watch with interest but all he does is raise an amused eyebrow back at lup when she looks at him. he's fine watching them kiss but they will not convert him to food kinks!!! ]
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He gives her another lazy kiss while she looks at Cloud. But he doesn't let her get up. Instead, he beckons Cloud with his head.]
You're right. I don't. Come here.
[He isn't sure if Cloud will come without being coaxed more, so he reaches over to take Cloud by the arm and pull him.]
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she's still in jason's lap, but he's got a hold on her waist, so she feels confident in leaning over to kiss cloud once he's close enough. she also tastes faintly like strawberries, congratulations.
and when she pulls back, her ear flicks again, happily.]
Are you going to complain if I'm in your lap? [she asks cloud, tone clearly fucking around.]
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You've been in my lap before. [ so of course he's not going to complain, no matter how gremlin she is feeling, but he looks over at Jason then back at Lup with a little bit of a furrowed brow ] You're not seriously thinking of climbing on us back and forth for this, are you?
[ please. ]
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Too late, you've already said something. Now she'll take it as a challenge to hop back and forth between our laps.
[He REALLY doesn't sound like he minds this which is why his hold isn't strong.]
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This is the best place to do this from, so yes? Unless you have better ideas.
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You could reach me just fine from Jason's lap. [ she kissed him two seconds ago!!! ]
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[There is no venom to this. Once Lup is out of his lap and in Cloud's, he twists so he can grab something small to snack on. Very Cloud of him. To popcorn Cloud being bullied by their girlfriend.]
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and then she reaches to grab a strawberry for cloud, too, copying what she did before with jason.]
Open. [bossy.......]
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