threesome "stop saying it like that" a threesome

[unrecked]

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[skyagain]

[ the most long suffering sigh

jason gets to have the door opened to him first and idk that i gave anna the room description before but i'm too lazy to go get it so just know there's a bed and a rug and it's not a sad bachelor life, jason. it's cozy and normal and boring.

he kind of expects jason to open for lup so he doesn't even bother trying ]

I didn't order this.

[ he says after having let jason in ]

[unrecked]

[Cloud is so mean to Lup. He raises what he's holding in his hands when the door open--two cans of soda from the vending machine. There is another one pinned in the crook of his other arm.

He walks in and stops, looking suddenly fearful.]

Did you hear that? I think you have.......... a spooky ghost.

[:)]

[evocationary]

[from the other side of the door, flatly:]

If you don't let the spooky ghost in, she's going to cry, and I know neither of you want to deal with that.

[you awkward tsuns]

[skyagain]

No ghosts allowed.

[ but FINE he'll OPEN THE BATHROOM DOOR, GOD ]

You guys are needy.

[unrecked]

[He

holds up both of the sodas he still has at Lup when Cloud opens the door for her.] My hands were full. [HE WOULD HAVE LET HER IN ONCE HE PUT THEM DOWN.

But it's better if Cloud is forced to do it.]

Hey, I'm just here for a visit? Come on.

[He is grinning a bit slyly and knowingly at Lup like a cat that's caught a mouse.]

[evocationary]

[it's very funny that that worked, in her opinion.

when jason grins at her, her ear flicks.]

I'm here on business. [she says, reaching up to pat cloud's cheek before moving over to jason.] And the business is give me one of those and pay attention to me.

[skyagain]

[ you are both terrible and cloud is going to grab a soda for himself and pointedly not lup, looking pouty at the face pat ]

You can stop looking smug anytime. [ BOTH OF YOU!! ] Why'd you need both of us for attention anyway?

[unrecked]

[He offers the two sodas held in his hand to Lup so she can pick whichever one she wants. He brought a variety! Except fucking jungle juice, but it'd be funny if he did.

Cloud can have the other one, sure. He takes the one from under his arm.]

I'm with Cloud on this one. You can't handle just one of us anymore, you have to have two?

[evocationary]

[stop pouting

she laughs, though, and takes a soda. it doesn't matter which one she'll drink whatever. and then she goes to sit down on cloud's bed so that neither of them can be comfortable because they'd both rather stand in the middle of the room drinking soda like men instead of sitting down next to her.]

No, I only have so much time in a day, so I have to consolidate somewhere. [teasing...] I like your company, unfortunately for you both.

Though I guess I slept through half of it before. So maybe that's just me remembering through a drunken haze.

[skyagain]

[ i have forgotten what the drinks are but cloud can have st*rlight coke, sure. and just to be LESS stereotypical like a man he leans against the DESK instead of the wall. scandalous.

jason can have the chair he's being a good host? sort of. ignore where he didn't want to let them in. ]

So what, you wanted the sober experience? Might come to regret that. Jason never shuts up.

[ sips ]

[unrecked]

You didn't miss anything except Cloud admitting his undying love for me, then trying to snuggle over you.

[Why did they leave him to be the stereotypical man and stand....... "There's a chair." Standing.

He rolls his eyes.]

I can shut up. [When he's reading. He promptly shuts up for a really long moment! Really long! Like, a whole minute! He's trying his best? Then finally:] Want to see what I wasted a ticket on?

[He can shut up SOMETIMES.]

[evocationary]

First of all, I always regret listening to Jason sober. Second of all, ugh, can't even give me the satisfaction of being awake for the love confession? I can't stand it here.

[and okay, sorry, she does laugh when he breaks the silence, because she was waiting.]

Sure, what?

[skyagain]

[ balls up a piece of paper from his desk to throw at jason's head. ]

Between that and the kissing thing, you're seriously obsessed.

[ GRUMBLING!! AT BOTH OF THEM!! but also looking expectantly at jason because sure, what, ]

[unrecked]

[WAH. He hunches a shoulder to let the paper bounce off him if it even makes it that far. Maybe Cloud pulled an arm muscle at baseball today.]

I'm only telling Lup what she clearly wants to hear.

[He turns around and heads directly for the light switch, RIP to Lup actually. Since he turns the light off immediately as he gets there without warning or waiting.]

[evocationary]

[JASON.

okay, well, look, she's not like... terrified of the dark to the point of not being able to function but it does startle the shit out of her, and there's a slight thud sound as she like, whacks her leg against the bed in a weird way and curses under her breath.

she also holds her breath.]

[skyagain]

[ cloud blinks his lightly glowy eyes ]

If you're about to turn on a flashlight, I'm kicking you out.

[unrecked]

[There's the sound of his boots and some rustling clothes and stuff. And then he's pretty quiet for a long stretch of time.





And then a flashlight clicks on below his chin to light him up spookily.] Boo. [:)]

[evocationary]

[she also grabs a piece of paper to ball up and throw at his fuckin face]

Turn the light back on.

[skyagain]

Out.

[ he said he would!!! ]

[unrecked]

[He sucks his teeth as the flashlight lowers a bit.]

Neither of you know how to have fun. At least act enthusiastic about my ticket wasting.

[He points the flashlight directly at Cloud, then directly at Lup. Then it winks out.

The lights come on after a few seconds. He isn’t leaving!!!]

[evocationary]

[once the light is back on:]

At least buy a cool sword or something and not a flashlight. [makes a face at him.] What are you going to do with a flashlight?

[skyagain]

[ it's fine the light is back on so he won't kick jason out he GUESSES ]

He's got a gun, he doesn't need a sword. [ he'll at least give jason that much. just that much. ]

[unrecked]

[No, kick him out. Tch.

The flashlight has disappeared. He meanders back over to them with the drink, but detours to sit on the bed with Lup and be obnoxious about defiling Cloud’s bed with their presence.]

See. Cloud gets it. I don’t know. Wanted to see if it was normal in this god forsaken place. Maybe my flashlight will scare the shadows away. OoOoOoOo.

[evocationary]

That's true, guns are cooler than swords. [be nice. jason comes over to sit down and she instinctively leans right up against him, like a cat. you could also have this, cloud, if you weren't being a stoic final fantasy protag.]

Fair enough. It's about as useful as the shit I've gotten.

[skyagain]

[ offended: ] No they're not.

[ FROWNS AT THEM CUDDLING UP. THEY'RE PUTTING COOTIES ON HIS BED. he stands up from his leaned place against the desk, but it's to grab something ]

Yeah, I bought some garbage this week, too. That movie script that was in the gift shop. [ holds it up. it's... literally a movie script ]